Here's my predicted league table:
1. Chelsea
2. Man Utd
3. Newcastle
4. Arsenal
5. Blackburn
6. Liverpool
7. Middlesborough
8. Southampton
9. Everton
10. Birmingham
11. Charlton
12. Portsmouth
13. Man City
14. Fulham
15. Bolton
16. Wolves
17. Leicester
18. Tottenham
19. Aston Villa
20. Leeds
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2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Newcastle
6. Blackburn
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18. Aston Villa
19. Wolves
20. Fulham
2 Chelsea
3 Arsenal
4 Liverpool
5 Newcastle
6 Blackburn
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18 Leeds Utd
19 Leicester
20 Wolves
Has anyone seen my marshmallow overcoat? (bibble)
Villa to be top ten.
2nd? (and even one 1st) - are you lot on the planet?
fourth I reckon..
2. Arse
3. Chelski
4. Toon
5. Gobsh!te FC
Then everyone else in a bunch
Bottom 3
Fulham (pleeeeeeease)
Wolves
Leicester (neither team has any quality up front)
Although Bolton's luck will run out one of these days - they can't play the Trafford Reds every week.
Teams like Leeds, Spurs, Villa will be safe simply because there are 3 worse teams than them - saved Everton for years now it's their turn.
1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Man Utd
4. Newcastle
5. Chelsea
relegated:
Charlton
Bolton
Wolves
Serie A: Juventus
Serie B: Hellas Verona (siempre gialloblu!)
France: Olympique Lyonnais
European champs: Engerland
Boat race: Oxford, by one inch
Wimbledon: not Tim Henman
Athens Olympics: lots of tiresome chest-beating about how sad it is that we don't pay people enough to train all day compared to the Germans, plus lots of intensely irritating Barry Davies comments about tragedy, drama, catharsis, hubris and as many other references to Greek drama as he can to let us know how clever he is.
And Paula to win the marathon, but Pinsent
and Cracknell to just miss out.
talk about spread betting.