I started to fall asleep after 5 minutes and then switched over to a lovely thing on BBC4 about the arctic and why all the Europeans who went exploring round there died horribly. The only concussion I can give is that even a satire's of x factor, BB etc are sh*t.
Did anybody else ring the number on the screen last night to see if Peter Kay had left a recorded message saying "you bloody tit - put the sodding phone down" !!!!
Or was it just me and Mr LB?
Gutted it was that bird who says "the number you have dialled has not been recognised"
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I found it quite funny, although it was essentially just the same as X-Factor normally is, so nothing new... You Manc twat. x
So did I FB but who turned the TV off ???????
fuck all to do with the 4hrs on the MTB and then beer and wine beforehand then???
good - I thought I was getting old
good for you fb - nice to hear you're still mtb'ing! rude not to finish off with a glass of vino!!?
i thought peter kay was awful too. tbh the advert for it was funnier and summed it up pretty weel so there was no need to sit through the whole thing.
For Kiwis.
Apparently, you're all thick if you failed to find it funny.....
(So says Chris Moyles)
Who clearly doesn't make allowances for differing senses of humour.....
I loved it - but then again.... I am blonde and men talk to my boobs
DM made the point apart that it was hardly any different to your normal run of the mill x factor.
Not that I ever watch the x factor
Fibber! You were a secret Leon fan.....
I'm a brunette and have no boobs and I thought it was rubbish, LB.But not sure that's WHY I thought it was rubbish.
Did anybody else ring the number on the screen last night to see if Peter Kay had left a recorded message saying "you bloody tit - put the sodding phone down" !!!!
Or was it just me and Mr LB?
Gutted it was that bird who says "the number you have dialled has not been recognised"
The acts reminded me of an old choral group I once saw, called Amicus, I think.
*runs away before Liverbird can belt her...*
I know you have no boobs. I've seen them....
Well actually, I haven't - because they're not there....
I still look better in a wonderbra
Before you ask DM - you cannot be the judge!
I'm wearing mine now, oddly enough.
PS You're quite right about Geraldine being modelled on you. I thought so the moment I saw her. I'm more like Cat Deeley.
BRT- As you have no Farcebook you will never know how lovely I am.....
You will have to dream....