I second what Melli had said about keeping the lawns trim enough not to get caught and pull in proceedings, but avoid totally shaving the bits you sit on cos the re-growth will itch and kill on a long ride, encourage ingrowing bits etc. nothing wrong with a bit of landscaping around the bits you don't sit on.
What's most annoying about this thread is that I keep thinking about that Ellis Bextor Bint everytime I see the thread title. Sure that "Massacre in your Lady Garden" would hav gone platinum in just the same way as "Murder on the Dancefloor"
Just returning to the topic briefly. I am amazed no body has mentioned Udderly Smooth. Its the best chamois cream I have found. Sure wiggle sell it.
My dad rang me recently. He has just brought himself a Brompton to potter around on. His opening comment was.... "I am having real problems with my riding bike, how do you cyclists avoid crushing your nuts?". Classic.
interesting thread. I worked for a woman who was a bit of an affleet in USA. I'd hear her discussing her ladygarden with other fellow sports friends over the phone. To toughen herself up 'down there', she never wore underwear under her jeans. If you've ever tried that...it hurts! and it does toughen you up in between bouts of cycling.
The best product I've found for keeping 'that area' healthy is by Boots. It's called Digestive Health Probiotic and Prebiotic (with 4 billion friendly bacteria per capsule for a healthy gut). It is a blend of Lactobacillus acidophilus and Bifidobacterium lactis, like the things you get in live yoghurt, but much stronger dose. Comes in a bright blue rectangular box with a gold band across the top third.
Indeed. I have been known to spend hours and hours just whiling the time away in my favourite lady gardens. Sometimes working hard, sometimes just sitting back and enjoying the view. Either way, it's my favourite place to get my head down.
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I'm taking a copy of this thread with me next time I go for a wax!!
Haha!!
I think we should pat all the usual suspects on the back for resisting the urge to post scruffy bush pics.
Well done. It couldn't have been easy!
Tidy bush...
It's just a blank box from what I can see hun!
Good girl...leave it to the imagination!!
front door with nicely shaped bush
Is that a fragrant bush, to leave a nice odour as you come in and out of the front door?
Good idea
What's most annoying about this thread is that I keep thinking about that Ellis Bextor Bint everytime I see the thread title. Sure that "Massacre in your Lady Garden" would hav gone platinum in just the same way as "Murder on the Dancefloor"
Just returning to the topic briefly. I am amazed no body has mentioned Udderly Smooth. Its the best chamois cream I have found. Sure wiggle sell it.
My dad rang me recently. He has just brought himself a Brompton to potter around on. His opening comment was.... "I am having real problems with my riding bike, how do you cyclists avoid crushing your nuts?". Classic.
As you were.
>sings<
It's murder in the lady gaaaarden....
But you better not kill the groove....
lol Nam - good choice of words there...
The best product I've found for keeping 'that area' healthy is by Boots. It's called Digestive Health Probiotic and Prebiotic (with 4 billion friendly bacteria per capsule for a healthy gut). It is a blend of Lactobacillus acidophilus and Bifidobacterium lactis, like the things you get in live yoghurt, but much stronger dose. Comes in a bright blue rectangular box with a gold band across the top third.
Here's to healthy lady gardens.
>> chinks glasses with Blondiee and downs shot of yakult type stuff... <<
Do you drink it or take it as a pessary?
Anyway, Mrs Podro now refuses to do a ride more than 10 miles long after reading this thread.