Sick of hearing about it!

I know - the fact that I'm discussing it keeps it in the mind, but I am sick to death of hearing about Ross and Brand. Given the awful things that go on in this world, why is this headline news at all, let alone for days at a time.

So - let's make up our own sensationalist headlines. What completely pointless story would you put on the news channel endlessly? I'm going for "LozF slightly miffed that somone didn't offer to make her a cup of tea this morning, and is going to make a formal complaint"

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