Surely disqualifying walkers in races is pretty unworkable. I mean, you would need video evidence and the marshalls could be bribed and what not.
I think it would be easier to just get a hardcore group of professional marshalls together and arm them with shotguns. Kneecap first, ask questions later. That way there could be all the 'no, I didn't' - 'yes, you did's in the world but one things for sure- those buggers would never walk in a race again!
It will be interesting on my next race having a good look at these poeples groin areas to see who is Left who is right or maybe some ambidexterous ones out there.Could end up geting arrested maybe !!!!
ET - we have both just done the same HM where we are both dissappointed with our own respective times. On that thread I said I had walked/jogged from about 8 miles after completely cocking strategy up/undertraining etc. Going off what you state I should have been eliminated.
Even though I had a disaster of a race I still came in over 15 mins ahead of you. You must have good eyesight to have seen me walk and upset you so much.
Woaah - to think I nearly entered the Torbay half anyway despite having one good leg instead of four - I wonder what the 'toe' would say about 'hopping' participants in woolly jumpers??
Maybe we should only allow wanking if a wetsuit is worn, we wouldnt want any of the organisers getting preggers while theyre waiting for no runners or walkers to cross the line.
All races should be chip timed with recorders at every mile or km and when you cross each mat it'll record your pace and if it is below 10 minute mile average (or something, could be adjusted) then the specially adapted chips which are worn around your neck electrocute you in to unconsciousness so you can't continue that way there is no onus on the marshals to make any decisions.
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You would get arrested for doing that in public
Surely disqualifying walkers in races is pretty unworkable. I mean, you would need video evidence and the marshalls could be bribed and what not.
I think it would be easier to just get a hardcore group of professional marshalls together and arm them with shotguns. Kneecap first, ask questions later.
That way there could be all the 'no, I didn't' - 'yes, you did's in the world but one things for sure- those buggers would never walk in a race again!
Sorted.
Not sure they should be allowed
It will be interesting on my next race having a good look at these poeples groin areas to see who is Left who is right or maybe some ambidexterous ones out there.Could end up geting arrested maybe !!!!
You lot are terrible
*emails boss to tell him we need to put tissues in the goodie bags for the 10k races*
ET - we have both just done the same HM where we are both dissappointed with our own respective times. On that thread I said I had walked/jogged from about 8 miles after completely cocking strategy up/undertraining etc. Going off what you state I should have been eliminated.
Even though I had a disaster of a race I still came in over 15 mins ahead of you. You must have good eyesight to have seen me walk and upset you so much.
I think tissues are necessary for men only races
Condoms should be issued for people only races
but it's contraceptive qualities would be severely reduced, Good God woman, do you know nothing?
( is astounded she isn't pregnant yet...)
F**k it lets ban runners too. the tossers...
.....oh.... Hang on.
Deer - perhaps I practice safe sex by not having sex until I have married a rich sucker?!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm
I would certainly ban Walkers.
And the big eared twerp who advertises them.
So let me get this right
We want to ban Walkers.
And Gary Lin8&ker.
But promote Sheep to 10k running.???
Cock On.
Dont forget that right hand and left hand wankers are also banned and PloddingOn wants to marry an octopus with a bank account.
Lol
Sorry Boss
Im glad someone sensible is keeping up with this!!!!
I will keep an eye out for any single Octupus on my travels!!
Well said Sprint Akie
Well said Screamapillar
Maybe we should only allow wanking if a wetsuit is worn, we wouldnt want any of the organisers getting preggers while theyre waiting for no runners or walkers to cross the line.