old friends

a bloke walks into his local and spies an old friend he has not seen for years.

-'alright andy mate, hows it goin?'

-'alright bill, aye not bad mate, good to see ya.'

-'so what's new, you workin?'

-'aye i'm actually a beekeeper'

-'man what a coincidence, so am I!...so what is your set-up like? ive got a dozen hives and about 5000 bees in all'

-'ah i've only got one hive'

-'just one?! fair enough, so how many bees have you got?'

-'a million'

-'a million bees?! it must be some size of hive mate'.

-'naw just normal size'.

-'for a million bees? they must be crushed in like buggery!'

-'fuck 'em.'

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