I find that one of the advantages of running off-road, is the opportunity to discover isolated spots for outdoors nookie.
The best spots are not knee-high cornfields, (you end up with a very itchy back if you're not the one on top).
Again, it tends to be more of a summer activity for obvious reasons.
Then you play the second part of the game i.e. sneaking home!
Hint - take old clothes with you, preferably with velcro fastenings.
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And jon, there's nothing dirty or unnatural about the human body in it's natural state -it's all in your mind.
the alternative is not altogether appetising
Certainly wouldn't want to practice in front of Wolfie - there's Raymonds Revue Bar in Brewer Street W1 for those nefarious pleasures mate!
Is it any better than Spearmint Rhino?
Apparently the gondola which takes you up Anoch Mhor (next one to Ben Nevis) takes 11 minutes to get from the bottom to the top. If you are lucky enough to get a car between the two of you...........
On relating this tale to a colleague, I was given the reply "What do you do for the other nine and a half minutes?"
More interesting than what Mickey Rourke did in the film of the same title.
Jason, not a client of Spearmint's - too expensive - prefer the perversions of the dock areas down the East End.
I see you've been to Browns then :-)
Spearmint? Browns?
Being new to this site I have found the forums a great source of information and advice.
Snoop has sadly let the side down here.
I qoute...
"I find that one of the advantages of running off-road, is the opportunity to discover isolated spots for outdoors nookie.
The best spots are not knee-high cornfields, (you end up with a very itchy back if you're not the one on top)."
It is very kind of him to inform us where the best spots ARENT.. but what kind should we be looking for??? Come on Snoop... MORE INFO!!!!!
Sue
We'd need vaseline stops every twenty minutes