To whom it may concern.
Having recently heard good things about big boobs on another thread, I decided to try a pair out. After just a very quick feel, I was shocked to discover that I was left with severe injuries, including a bleeding nose and a cup of lukewarm coffee in the face. Nevertheless, I persevered, this time copping multiple feels around the office. I have now been left with a badly damaged groin (my doctor says it will take two weeks before I can do number ones again), a broken jaw and a restraining order.
I am frankly appalled by this, and suggest that you think very carefully before doing the same.
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*ROFL*
Top marks Swerve!
try a pair made of sillicone, usually comes with no brain attached
Can think of a million things to spend my money on other than jugs....
MX5... mmmm, new bathroom... wonderful wedding... the list is endless and boobs aren't or wouldn't be on there!
and regarding the collar, anything to please you
was this in reply to the "warning shoes" thread?
someone boinged that one yesterday