I flippin stay behind to talk to my mates and there's no bugger here except me, Jon (who is trying to kill me I'm sure) and godzilla (who I'm convinced is an estate agent in disguise!).
Oh and chimp made a lame excuse about going for a run!!!
Treat em mean keep em keen type of chap are you? ummmm been having a chat about that funnily enough around the office today and all the men that say they do that ALWAYS finish their telephone convos to the Mrs with 'I love you', whispered very quietly but load enough for my big ears to pick up! I love taking the piss out of them!
I, on the other hand am going to slip off in just enough time for me to cook dinner and watch footy... How long does it take to cook microwave lasagne?
None of them must have Irish partners - mine are ususually ended... "how much did you say you'd drunk? Ok honey don't... oh you already did, ok, well i'll speak to you later then.... really.. well f*** you too then."
he he he I thought you were gonna say what my poor long suffering other half ALWAYS says "how much have you spent, why another pair of beige suede boots"!!!
theat will join the others in the cupboard of despair...because they turn unwearable after 1 night out....
sympathise best way to annoy estate agents is to turn up - they train the, to lie on the phone, but being face to face you can cut through the bull - moved this year and it proved invaluable
Your absolutely right. Not only do I camp out for flippin information on a regular basis but I ring them EVERY day and the no who I am before I give my name, their dying to get the whole thing sorted out to get rid of me!
Jon was his next line going to be "you want to think about going to a House Purveyor next time, in fact I have a number for an excellent one just here......"
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B******
I'm going for a run
If i wasn't i'd stay here and stomp on you
Just kidding she's a gem
sympathise best way to annoy estate agents is to turn up - they train the, to lie on the phone, but being face to face you can cut through the bull - moved this year and it proved invaluable
Can't think why....
Wolfy, He's really great to me isn't he?
and shame on you it's john
G!!! Shhhhh...