The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.
The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.
So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.
And for the same reason, no, I can't kick my legs any harder on the swim!
To the weird bloke in lycra mincing around frantically on the cross trainer at mind blowing speed with no resistance... THANK YOU!!! The entertainment was priceless.
Why are you perving over weird blokes and should we tell Calf?
Dear new fresher students up the road. Stare through our window one more time and I'll give you something to stare at! It's a turbo trainer and I'm trying to watch dexter.
Wtf is Calf Tabitha? Funny how your type sneer at anyone who puts in any effort at all(is that the kinda thing you are all missing?) Will throw in a few spilling mistakes too for JW. How was the tri Leanne?
Wtf is Calf Tabitha? Funny how your type sneer at anyone who puts in any effort at all(is that the kinda thing you are all missing?) Will throw in a few spilling mistakes too for JW. How was the tri Leanne?
Now now Heath Hunk, you're just stirring and well you know it. Nam isn't the sneering sort at all, and she loves a man that makes an effort Don't we all The tri was fine, thank-you very much. Took me ages, but I enjoyed it, which, I'm absolutely positive you will agree, is the main thing Training-schmaining, let's just all have fun. hurrrrrrah!
The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.
The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.
So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.
And for the same reason, no, I can't kick my legs any harder on the swim!
Am a bit flustered. Had to verbally abuse an old age pensioner who complained about me parking in her diasabled space. I told her I was only going to be an hour in the gym and parking there would save me a 5 minute walk. Really! just because she was a war veteran they think they own the place.
Dear colleague in our Northern office. You are very friendly and helpful and I do appreciate you frequent help, but please don't call me chuck. You make me sound like I should be in an episode of Corrie. Oh and while I'm on this line, can you tell other people in your office I really am perplexed by the whole "me ducks" term of endearment. I am not a duck nor would I want to be, they're noisey and qutie stupid, their only redeeming feature is that they taste nice.
I don't care what's happening in Eastenders. I don't want to know what your neighbour was doing last night. We all have cars that need repaired sometimes. Want to lose weight - eat less and do some exercise and quit harping on that weightwatchers is useless.
I have work to do, you have work to do, and you are doing my head in.
I'm going to slap you next time you open your mouth.
Why do you keep picking on me NLR...its cos i outed you as a goon isn't it!
I like my spilling mistakes thank you very much, its cos my brain works quicker than my fingers can type - but your brain working quickly is something you're probably not familiar with.
Now now Heath Hunk, you're just stirring and well you know it. Nam isn't the sneering sort at all, and she loves a man that makes an effort Don't we all
We'll i'd suggest a threesome in that case, but lets face it, you could never handle one strong women, far less two at once. You'd be weeping in the corner, and that's before the whips came out
Maybe I should start a t-shirt printing business on the side? or Hollywood could add those designs to his list!
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I was wrong once.
I got an answer wrong on Blockbusters in 1984.
The reason I'm shifting about on this spin bike in an uncomfortable fashion is because my lady garden hurts and I'm chafing after shaving my undercarriage and now its stubbly.
So feck off and leave me alone and stop staring.
Pizza Delivery Company,
Please stop putting flyers through my letterbox when you refuse to deliver to me as I am outside your area. It only makes Hubby drool unnecessarily.
Take your job and shove it up your arse!
An oldie, but always a goodie.
Why are you perving over weird blokes and should we tell Calf?
Dear new fresher students up the road. Stare through our window one more time and I'll give you something to stare at! It's a turbo trainer and I'm trying to watch dexter.
You know these constant assumptions and prejudices about Scottish people are really getting my goat
I only have half a pitcher for breakfast *hic*
...and of course it is a pitcher of whiskey...
Am a bit flustered. Had to verbally abuse an old age pensioner who complained about me parking in her diasabled space. I told her I was only going to be an hour in the gym and parking there would save me a 5 minute walk. Really! just because she was a war veteran they think they own the place.
Shut.......................the..............................fuck.................UP.
I don't care what's happening in Eastenders. I don't want to know what your neighbour was doing last night. We all have cars that need repaired sometimes. Want to lose weight - eat less and do some exercise and quit harping on that weightwatchers is useless.
I have work to do, you have work to do, and you are doing my head in.
I'm going to slap you next time you open your mouth.
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Thank you for this opportunity.
Why do you keep picking on me NLR...its cos i outed you as a goon isn't it!
I like my spilling mistakes thank you very much, its cos my brain works quicker than my fingers can type - but your brain working quickly is something you're probably not familiar with.
Me too please!!! Hilarious
You show me yours and I'll show you mine....
Effort is never a substitute for natural ability.
Now can I have that on a t-shirt please!
Well i am marvellous. So is Leanne for that matter
We'll i'd suggest a threesome in that case, but lets face it, you could never handle one strong women, far less two at once. You'd be weeping in the corner, and that's before the whips came out
Maybe I should start a t-shirt printing business on the side? or Hollywood could add those designs to his list!