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Oh dear! Beyond the extreme left of the computer screen the next solid object is a wall. A good temporary defence maybe but harldy a weapon. If the finger was pointing 30 degrees downwards, that would be the phone. Presumably all lines of communication would be down by the time the shit really hit the fan, so no use for that and not really heavy enough to clobber a zombie effectively.
That basically leaves the option of rotating the laptop 20 degrees so that the finger's pointing to my rucksack, which contains my running gear. I guess I could strangle the zombies to death with my chest strap, or just put my trainers on and run.
So yeah, I'll go with running shoes.
"come at me with a banana"
A book about the history of finance. Maybe I could bore them to death?
Next to that is a Warhammer rule book (NOT mine!)
That'll definitely bore them to death!
A can of flyspray.
Not even the good stuff (now banned) that used to drop the blighters instantaneously, but the new 'mildly irritate them til they die of old age' rubbish that you get nowadays...
I like this thread
To my immediate left is... a banana. Actually, two bananas. Marvellous
A desk tidy with assorted pens and pencils, couple of rubber bands and some paper clips.
hmmmm I guess I could fire pencils at them
I guess I could bore them to death with my explanation of why I prefer to fill my notebooks with rainbow thoughts, and sign my name in pretty colours rather than in grown up blue or black.
Failing that, I could draw them a picture of their multicoloured demise...
(tis this one, if you're interested...) http://www.paperchase.co.uk/cloud-9-tin-pen-pot/invt/00474992/
Remote control
I will zap 'em with the red blinky light.....
I've formulated a plan for my bananas:
1. Freeze the bananas and use them as missiles, aiming for the head.
2. Peel bananas and leave said peel for the zombies to slip on, thus giving me time to run away.
3. Use bananas to lure a troupe of monkeys, who I can train to protect me.
Seems most of us have similar things to the left.
I have a phone, 2 rolls of packing tape, a tiny stapler, a desk tidy with assorted coloured pens and pencils; pair of scissors; ruler; and a torch. There is also a pair of speakers.
So, I'll play loud music at them, whilst they're slightly confused by that I shall blind them with the torch then set about tying them up with the packing tape and for good measure, staple their feet to the floor and slap them with the ruler.
Then I will run away screaming....
Can I use a bit of artistic licence please? The paper shredder is to my right but it's definitely got the best gore-factor as a weapon.
This has got all the makings of a sequel to Shaun of the Dead, but set in a stationery suppliers office and co-written Simon Pegg, Ricky Jervais and Steve Merchant. Can I be Gareth?
Do Zombies use their lungs?Sarah...?
I could just hide under my desk and sustain myself with my apple until they go away?
Um. A tupperware container filled with dry Cheerios.
My lab book. I can batter them to death with that
Or bore them, depending on how mean I am feeling.
To my left I have a teaplate with a half eaten eccles cake on it... leathal.