Gah! Can't believe I'm reduced to linking to the Daily Mail, but it does tell it like it is.
So come on then, who do you reckon gets wiped out by their version of a tram coming off a bridge?
After the OTT lovey dovey scene with Nigel and Elizabeth on Friday, I reckon she's a gonner for definite. After they declared undying love forever I could almost hear Hugh Dennis shaking his head and saying "dead".
Something involving the Highwayman costume I think - both Nigel and Kenton suspected of the dastardly deed, but actually it was someone else. Only neither of them has an alibi......
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Ok Harry is Joleen's secret love child from a trist with Brian who goes on the rampage with a shotgun Killing Nigel and causing Helen to go into labour early with her IVF child of which Jazza is the sperm doner.
Would this work?
Either that or it'll be premature and brown.
Is it just me, or does every line this morning sound like it's loaded with deep significance? Joe Grundy - 'I'm going to ask Eddie to bring down a trestle table...' NO! Not a trestle table! Someone will stand on it, fall off, fuse the lights and the whole place will burn down .
And Nigel has just said 'the main thing is to have a jolly good time on Sunday'. He is definitely going to die.
I'm not sure I can bear to listen to tonight's episodes... I'm expecting it to be either a massive anti-climax or something completely overly-dramatic, tv-soapy and unrealistic..... this listener will be hard to please!
Personally I hope Susan and Helen throw themselves into a threshing machie in some kind of mad "end of days" suicide tryst.
Closely followed by Vicky the Comedy Chav, Will the Mad Gamekeeper and the Ambridge Shagger.
I'm dreadng it
I'm with you Hash - Nigel and Lizzie have been far too loved up - she's doomed!
anyone listening to radio 7? - a day full of old episodes
Yes, I listened to a couple of the old episodes this morning.... didn't everyone sound frightfully posh !
I'm thinking car crash with the Brookfield mob .... the born again goodie goodie Pip at the wheel .... been too much about her taking her test soon for it to be insignificant.
Got to be something at the gathering at Lower Loxley .... not sure that they'd kill off Lizzie as poor Jill has already had one bereavement this year .... maybe a fire and somebody less signifincant ... Lewis?? ... runs in to save something or somebody.
No idea really and I'm glad it's not like other soaps where the plot lines are all over the interweb months in advance.
Nigel for the chop I reckon.
Caddish Cameron Fraser finally gets back from the bog and returns to Lower Loxley, Uzi in hand, for a mad Fatal Attraction stylee massacre.
Titcombe saves the day by dropping a plant pot on his head but not before Cameron has popped a few caps in Lizzie, Nigel and Ian's asses.
Ooooh! Big clue on Twitter!
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ArcherHelen" title="Helen Archer">ArcherHelen</a> Helen Archer by eddie_grundy I feel like poo I think a fever means I need to stay home
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/helenarcher30" title="Helen Archer">helenarcher30</a> Helen Archer I'm feeling rather nervous, for some reason.Not long to wait now...
Bounce bounce bounce
(this is really sad, isn't it?)
Ten minutes to go...
Don't know what you mean!
<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/brenda_tucker" title="Brenda Tucker">brenda_tucker</a> Brenda Tucker Tried to head to Leicester tonight to see friends. Sadly accident on road meant I couldn't leave the village... Bull anyone? <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=#sattc" title="#sattc">#sattc</a>ladies and gentlemen - fasten your seatbelts.