Look DavidB. I'm beginning to worry about you now mate. You've been looking long enough now. Just point the cursor to that little x on the top right hand of your screen, left click and walk away. Dont look back!
You're right chimp, I've got to get my life back on track. Perhaps I need to get a heart rate monitor or something. Can't type anymore my arm is tired.
Look Chimp you've got to forget about Jodie, she's not interested in the likes of you. If you want proof look at www.sportingphotos.org/jodie_swallow.htm The second photo from the right in the middle row; it's cruel I know but you don't stand a chance.
Sorry Chimp, I couldn't think of a way to break it to you gently. I promise not to mention hrm's again (anyway I would need advice on how to use one). I did have one idea though, why don't we become affiliated?
Oh yes, The Big Girls Blouse running club. The anonymous e-mailers didnt come through for me in the end. Well they never replied to my anonymous e-mails anyway, so unfortunately the only interest I got (apart from Snickster) was from the moderator telling me to stop picking on those sensitive URWFRC guys. Cheek!
Oh David B how could you? ... breaking such bad news to Chimp on a Friday night ... he would have spent the whole weekend in his tiny attic bedroom, watching t'mills pump smoke past the broken window, sobbing his little heart out. How can you sleep .......
Lizzy: I have been working all weekend to try to make it up to Chimp in some way and, great news, the other Jodie Swallow is definitely interested! From what I've seen she may even be a tri-athlete (she's very fit and can do three things at once). It appears that she is not so sensitive on the thorny issue of inter-species relationships. Go for it Chimp! One Swallow may not make a summer but it could be one heck of an evening...
Thanks Hipps for directing me here and thanks Chimp for that first post (will read more when more time available but at the moment have a starving child waiting to be fed). That is the funniest thread I have ever read and I've got belly ache from laughing so hard.
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Will someone please report this thread to the moderator!!
Lizzy: (blushes)
I was right about her though, wasnt I?
www.sportingphotos.org/jodie_swallow.htm
The second photo from the right in the middle row; it's cruel I know but you don't stand a chance.
Not the best photos of old Jodie it has to be said and I'm disappointed to note she doesnt have her number written on her leg. But hey! Jodie!
BTW I can forgive you trying to destroy my fantasies but mentioning heart rate monitors is a yellow card offence. So dont do it again.
PS heh heh heh
You're right of course, but then you knew that didn't you (sob!)
LizzyB You sure you dont watch the same French films as I do??!!
:-))
off to read back
Excellent!
my cat is giving me strange looks!