In that case you will have no objections to signing over all your worldly goods to me tonight since you won't need them in the morning. Unless the end will come nearer teatime
It's OK, the 'Unsaved' have another 5 months before being obliterated in a firey ball on 21st October.... which really is a bit of a blow as I have gig tickets for the 22nd.
In that case you will have no objections to signing over all your worldly goods to me tonight since you won't need them in the morning. Unless the end will come nearer teatime
I was actually expecting someone to exactly that ..... so ...oy! get to the back of the queue, you! I was here first!
Should I pay my credit card bill or just wait a while ??
Quite the opposite, you should be spanking your card to its limit between now and 6am tomorrow morning. That's the time that we would find out whether the world is ending or not, because the first earthquakes will be hitting the pacific at 6pm local time on Saturday.
Obviously it's only worth bashing the plastic on goods & services that can provide instant gratification, such as food and drink, live entertainment and maybe whores.
I really don't know. But you can use your card at an ATM and what with looming armageddon, no worries about the commission that will be charged. Sorted.
The Sun professor Brian Cox say the world isn't nigh. I add I saw this on TV. Would rather be accused of beastiality than reading or worse buying The Sun
And another thing, if there was an earthquake of biblical proportions along the entire length of the intenational date line, I don't think your average American rapture proponent would have to wait best part of a day to find out something funny was happening, cos it would create the biggest tsunami the world has ever seen, which would wipe out the entire west coast of North and South America. Whether it would clear the Rockies and wipe out the rest of the continent as well I've no idea, I haven't made the calculations...
Oh hang on, the Far East is still there. Phew, I think we might be OK. Sick the kettle on.
If it doesn't happen then Ian Hislop will be saying smarmy smug things on HIGNFY. If it does then the preacher barely has a chance to say i told you so. Just over an hour to go. Lucky I get to see the end of Moonraker
For anyone who thinks they have a chance of being raptured, I suggest you stand outside now. You don't want to go flying straight through the roof of your house.
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It's OK, the 'Unsaved' have another 5 months before being obliterated in a firey ball on 21st October.... which really is a bit of a blow as I have gig tickets for the 22nd.
Quite the opposite, you should be spanking your card to its limit between now and 6am tomorrow morning. That's the time that we would find out whether the world is ending or not, because the first earthquakes will be hitting the pacific at 6pm local time on Saturday.
Obviously it's only worth bashing the plastic on goods & services that can provide instant gratification, such as food and drink, live entertainment and maybe whores.
http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/05/ten-reasons-doomsday-will-be-awesome.html
Don't read it while drinking or eating anything. Just saying...
Now point going to work tomorow then, if the world is going to end before the next pay day.
How exciting.. can we have a thread like the Eurovision and vote on who has the most dramatic death...?
Prof Brian Cox is such a muppet... he never saw this coming...
And another thing, if there was an earthquake of biblical proportions along the entire length of the intenational date line, I don't think your average American rapture proponent would have to wait best part of a day to find out something funny was happening, cos it would create the biggest tsunami the world has ever seen, which would wipe out the entire west coast of North and South America. Whether it would clear the Rockies and wipe out the rest of the continent as well I've no idea, I haven't made the calculations...
Oh hang on, the Far East is still there. Phew, I think we might be OK. Sick the kettle on.
OMG a huge earthquake has just been forecast for London at 6pm tonight!
No wait a minute... it say Sunny, 18 degrees, 43% humidity. My mistake. Carry on everyone.
For anyone who thinks they have a chance of being raptured, I suggest you stand outside now. You don't want to go flying straight through the roof of your house.
(5 mins to go.)