Difficult things to say when drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon
   
  
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate
  
   
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
 7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

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