I saw two snakes while out running in the lake district.
Ive seen several deer...once I saw fawn that had just been hit by a car....I stopped as i thought I was going to have to put it out of its misery....but i got up an ran away - so I went to the leisure centre i was outside and called the rspca.
Ive never found anything that exciting really...im concentrating too much on not falling over
I found a drunk guy asleep in the snow. I woke him up and asked him where he lived - he was miles away from home. So I ran to the taxi rank and sent him a cab ....
come across slow worms quite a few times ,an adder once lying across a coastal path, deer lots of times.
numerous snakes and small lizards in Cyprus when running in the mountains (you need to be vaguely aware of which is which before you go off for a run through patches of undergrowth as a couple of them are venomous)
Mr Phil- your beach sounds like a good place. I found a perfectly good power kite on Southend Beach once. It must have been new- I have the bag as well. I found a black labrador dog once which chased me all the way home - about 4 miles from where I 'found' it. I was knackered by the time I got in the house. The slow worm is going to preschool in the morning with a my son.
A young couple in a car with a hosepipe leading from the exhaust. The engine had stalled and they were still alive. I was about half a mile from home when I found them - I think I'd have given Kelly Holmes a run for her money over that last half mile.
A bunch of naked witches dancing around in the woods (not a pretty sight).
I found, or rather my stinking deerhound found two shaggers at it in the woods behind our house. I ran through the trees to find the dog sniffin the blokes bare ass. I kept running whilst he trie to get her off....... poor buggers. very funny though.
A few weeks ago I was on my long run, about half a mile outisde the next village when I thought I saw a tortoise on the path. I told myself it must've been a leaf or something that looked like a tortoise, so thought no more about it.
Next day I was driving through the same village and saw a sign outside someone's house saying "Found - Tortoise".
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Ive seen several deer...once I saw fawn that had just been hit by a car....I stopped as i thought I was going to have to put it out of its misery....but i got up an ran away - so I went to the leisure centre i was outside and called the rspca.
Ive never found anything that exciting really...im concentrating too much on not falling over
£10 note - kept that
numerous snakes and small lizards in Cyprus when running in the mountains (you need to be vaguely aware of which is which before you go off for a run through patches of undergrowth as a couple of them are venomous)
a rugby tackle bag [on a beach]
a shark [dead] - washed up against my foot whilst running in the sea [lots of brown stuff shortly after that as well!]
a snowboard [on top of the dunes]
burglary - reported of course
I found a perfectly good power kite on Southend Beach once. It must have been new- I have the bag as well.
I found a black labrador dog once which chased me all the way home - about 4 miles from where I 'found' it. I was knackered by the time I got in the house.
The slow worm is going to preschool in the morning with a my son.
A bunch of naked witches dancing around in the woods (not a pretty sight).
Oh yes - and a disused mine shaft....
ROFL FR. Better not come fell running in south wales then
i have found..........noting, the square route of f*ck all on my runs
;o)
He's not still going on about the flippin' mine shaft is he?? The man finds a little hole and we never hear the last of it.
What d'you say Skip?
You found a runner down a mine shaft?
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Sorry FR, just joshin' ya!
I'm sure it was a very serious incident.
Next day I was driving through the same village and saw a sign outside someone's house saying "Found - Tortoise".
I didn't stop for the pants.
Or did I just dream that one??
Previously-A car in the canal, a whore looking for business.