GAh - pooter crashed so I missed all the slagging off!
Well they were useless - especially Anita - could be because someone shoved her face into Photoshop and applied that filter that brings all your features into the middle of her face. Or perhaps the vacuum caused by her missing brain did that.
Blonde one who always spoke out of the right hand side of her mouth was a bit annoying, then there was the greasy Irish DInner lady who didn't say much. What was the one called who seemed to want to flash her legs and tits? Yasmina or something. Looked like she got her hair off a lego human.
Boys were no better - cocky Geordie who looked like a thin David Walliams, Maj who looked like an Asian member of the Amish with that beard, and fat face crap beard man who reminded me of the guy who got kicked out first last year
"Sigh"- a most enjoyable hour! I think Debra should have left, though, I think she's ghastly. Nextweek with the food looks like a recipe for disaster already. Yay that Anita was chucked out too, though, she really does look like a bulldog!
She does that "talk out of the corner of her mouth" thing. Nice teeth though.
I think there are several quite narcissistic types in there, so i expect fireworks. Can't wait for the Muslim bloke to be on a team full of ladies. Twonk.
I did wonder what the Muslim chap would do when they had the fancy bartenders, hypothetically being of the no booze persuasion, but he seemed to enjoy himself along with everyone else? Didn't see him take a cocktail though...
Wish they'd do a "where are they now" for past participants................. none of them seem to have come to much. How many winners actually lasted in Sugar Tower anyhow?
There was something on a few weeks ago, one of the more gobby males seemed to have gone back to selling ad space in a local paper.................
The off-spring get sick and tired of seeing that Saira on CBBC - "Beat the Boss"? or some other "junior apprentice" prog.
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oh feck
they're dressed in togas next week
she shall hereby be known as chinless gail
problem solved
GAh - pooter crashed so I missed all the slagging off!
Well they were useless - especially Anita - could be because someone shoved her face into Photoshop and applied that filter that brings all your features into the middle of her face. Or perhaps the vacuum caused by her missing brain did that.
Blonde one who always spoke out of the right hand side of her mouth was a bit annoying, then there was the greasy Irish DInner lady who didn't say much. What was the one called who seemed to want to flash her legs and tits? Yasmina or something. Looked like she got her hair off a lego human.
Boys were no better - cocky Geordie who looked like a thin David Walliams, Maj who looked like an Asian member of the Amish with that beard, and fat face crap beard man who reminded me of the guy who got kicked out first last year
on reflection I think we have been a bit unkind tonight
so on that note
I apologise
to
all
idiots out there
lol Buney
and apt descriptions Bear
did the tits and legs belong to the same person then?
blimey
Girls very bitchy so far, but the boys weren't too far off them either.
How the hell you can make cleaning a car quite so difficult is beyond me ! And next week they make a b*llocks of preparing food.
Hmmm - so they cant wash cars, and they cant feed themselves.
I'd bin this lot, and hire their Mums and Dads.
I hear Rossy is thinking about getting Nick and Margaret onto his show - would love to see them. My heroes.
Not read back yet - just one thing to say.
Debra and Anita have really small mouths (physically - not in the way they use them!)
You should never trust anyone with a tiny mouth and pursed lips. It's wrong....
Or maybe that's just me.....
Typical girls being so utterly bitchy last night.
Good viewing though!
Mr LB wants the fit blonde one to stay in........
She does that "talk out of the corner of her mouth" thing. Nice teeth though.
I think there are several quite narcissistic types in there, so i expect fireworks. Can't wait for the Muslim bloke to be on a team full of ladies. Twonk.
The Yank bird is trouble big time.
*Makes impactful statement*
First chance to pop back - cant believe I was on page 1 and now its page 12- wish had got a laptop and would've joined in the banter with relish
Havent read back all but agree GL - cant stand the way that blonde talks with a wonky mouth!
Cant stand the estate agent bloke or Debra(she's trouble all right)
Fell asleep during 'You're Fired' but got the gist - how long until that Scottish lingerie woman is on I wonder............................
Favourites still Nick and Margaret - best double act since Morecambe & Wise
Damn, missed it, can't wait to get home now and watch it on i-player - Sounds like a great first eppisode!
I just love seeing the looks on Nick and Margaret's faces when the apprentices do or say something particularly idiotic.
Which is quite often.
Wish they'd do a "where are they now" for past participants................. none of them seem to have come to much. How many winners actually lasted in Sugar Tower anyhow?
There was something on a few weeks ago, one of the more gobby males seemed to have gone back to selling ad space in a local paper.................
The off-spring get sick and tired of seeing that Saira on CBBC - "Beat the Boss"? or some other "junior apprentice" prog.
there's Badger or Bust on BBC3 or whatever
think I saw Raid on "Celebrity" Come DIne with Me
It's back!
The Lego Apprentice
Had forgotten about this take on things, genius piece of work