6 months for Trenton (who of course isn;t elitist with a name like that!.
Anyway good sentence, although I'd have given him 12.
1. Keep politics ouf of sport - wrong choice of protest
2. Doing it in Olympic year probably cost us all £3 million quid in extra security for the Marathons ,race walks and Triathlon when they realised they had to increase security to allow for rectal orifices so much for protesting about cuts
The Kirkland assault should of course attract a prison sentence as well,, not least because the perpetrator was already banned from matches os can't claim it was a moment of madness, he shouldn't have been there.
Although they could give him community service by making him attend Synchronised swimming lesson for 12 months in a pink bikini,and make-up with a painted smile on his face
Oh I thought he had a womble. I was quite jealous of that.
Anyway I'm off to be an unemployed labourer - how can he afford the ticket and all that booze he drank ? "Cawley told officers he had drunk a number of cans of lager, followed by three-quarters of a litre of vodka – all before he got to Sheffield by train. Once in Sheffield, he had a further seven to 10 pints of cider."
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Seriously though, he could have been killed by his stupid actions, and in Cockney rhyming slang it really would have made a mess of his 'boat race.'
Ah, well that makes it all ok then.
I'm hoping you have your tongue in your cheek, but somehow I doubt it.
Oh, and your last '.' should have been a '?'
6 months for Trenton (who of course isn;t elitist with a name like that!.
Anyway good sentence, although I'd have given him 12.
1. Keep politics ouf of sport - wrong choice of protest
2. Doing it in Olympic year probably cost us all £3 million quid in extra security for the Marathons ,race walks and Triathlon when they realised they had to increase security to allow for rectal orifices so much for protesting about cuts
The Kirkland assault should of course attract a prison sentence as well,, not least because the perpetrator was already banned from matches os can't claim it was a moment of madness, he shouldn't have been there.
Although they could give him community service by making him attend Synchronised swimming lesson for 12 months in a pink bikini,and make-up with a painted smile on his face
I see Jokerman's back, then!
Cock womble.
"He didn't stop the game, did he" is a question.
Oh crap, intransigence alert. I'm in danger of being assimilated by the Colin
Although possibly not, since I'm right.
Excellent retort. I salute you, sir.
I shall go now, and mourn my lack of a penis. Yours is clearly doing wonders for you.
Aaaaaanyhoo, I have a life to be getting on with
Oh I thought he had a womble. I was quite jealous of that.
Anyway I'm off to be an unemployed labourer - how can he afford the ticket and all that booze he drank ? "Cawley told officers he had drunk a number of cans of lager, followed by three-quarters of a litre of vodka – all before he got to Sheffield by train. Once in Sheffield, he had a further seven to 10 pints of cider."
You see, I was wondering that. Is it legal to own a cock womble (or a cock-womble, or even a cockwomble)?
Unless by saying you have cock womble you mean more in the lines of "I was having a jolly good cock womble when the maid then walked in"?
Or maybe there's some sort of deviant website out there somewhere you can find your very own cock womble to keep in your cellar.
I just don't know, maybe I'm too naive or uneducated. Probably both
so Elland Road and life are the same thing......well you learn something every day