'I entered on line and paid by credit card In my mind I do train??hard if I don???t finish I will be mentally scarred.' There's irony, man that the next line is a cycleshoe in for retard* But I guess uttering that makes me an uttering bastxxx As you where. * unless the last line is a typo for scared - which based on previous I wouldn't be confident of ruling out.
Fckn up the formatting and giving you a blank box on selecting 'Edit' If that's bleedin progress then I just don't geddit And you can tell whoever released it I said it Is you were.
I don't know, 23 hours a day in a cell what else is he going to do to get his heart thumping?
"Prison
<p align="left">The UK has 38 long term life prisoners including Peter Sutcliffe (Yorkshire ripper) Serial killer who was convicted of killing 13 women in 1981. Long term means that they will never be released. Life sentence or life incarceration or life long incarceration means for the rest of their life. <p align="left">According to the Independent national newspaper in 2008 there were 82,319 in prison. "
I do love the way he explains technical terms, like "long term", or:
FINISHER = Finished Ironman Now In Side Hurt Excited (to) Race INJURY = Ironman Now Just Underperform Racing Year EUPHORIC = Eager Underperforms Proud Happy Over Racing Invincible Competitive. HAPPY = hastily after proudly participating (in) Your (Ironman)
Heart pumping, beating the sounds of Adam Ant’s greatest hits I pace This is it, the A race, A place I headed for. When I commited my heart and soul, to a goal, to finish. I am he, the chosen one, who at the gun Will Swim, bike run.Till Im done,It is supposed to be fun . Well it aint, I feel faint, wordy pictures I paint . Literal constipation broken, by fear of the unknown. But panic not my Irony friends… No.I have your backs, we are on track to domination The Pirate Nation Will rise, A tide of yeller and black, Will attack. Usually from a fair way back. Except for Rosey and Crab. And Fegan,& mon and Melli and Funkin And all them quick Fuckers Who really lay it down when the rest of us Clown about.
So this shout out is to all poetical dudes Who muse about how to get through Dont rhyme, train, Exercise leggies as well as your brain Or you will go bonk on the vitalist day And Candt will say HAHAHA you useless bugger And the "as you were" blur will tell yer It aint rocket science son, get the work done Cos poems cant swim or bike Although sometimes they get a print run
I with heart pounding stand at the start line With in my brain wondering will I finish in the cut off time Bold I must be to win the medal For you must be bold to win the medal Metal rhymes nearly with medal To be an ironmal is my dream, and iron is a kind of medal I mean metal But not like the one in the marvel comics or the wizard of oz One who triathalons does, using trainers, goggles and a pedal To keep warm in my wetsuit I do a widdle
Comments
...She hitched up her skirt
Phew!
http://www.ironmate.co.uk/Sporting-poems.htm
On the last Sabbath Day of 1899
I did very hard pedal to get the medal
But the pain I will remember for quite some time
1879. Sorry. I was close though!
ah - memories of a Private Eye cartoon from the Wapping era
"new technology baffles pissed old hack"
This thread makes me happy.
See?
I like the comforting advice to Novices that:
"Mark has competed in over 42o triathlons in 29 seasons but still remembers his heart beating in his chest when he was waiting to start."
And of course the sage advice not to neglect your career. Or school.
I could be better if I worked part time
But seconds thought I can afford a bike that it mine.
Well, I guess you cant expect him to have the time to learn to write as well as:
- winning a triathlon outright in the morning and finishing 2nd in another triathlon in the afternoon!
- 1,000 Push ups (Press ups) in 28 minutes.
And, most impressive (if not slightly baffling):
- Pizza eating completion winner!
I don't know, 23 hours a day in a cell what else is he going to do to get his heart thumping?
"Prison
<p align="left">The UK has 38 long term life prisoners including Peter Sutcliffe (Yorkshire ripper)Serial killer who was convicted of killing 13 women in 1981.
Long term means that they will never be released. Life sentence or life incarceration or life long incarceration means for the rest of their life. <p align="left">According to the Independent national newspaper in 2008 there were 82,319 in prison.
"
I do love the way he explains technical terms, like "long term", or:
FINISHER = Finished Ironman Now In Side Hurt Excited (to) Race
INJURY = Ironman Now Just Underperform Racing Year
EUPHORIC = Eager Underperforms Proud Happy Over Racing Invincible Competitive.
HAPPY = hastily after proudly participating (in) Your (Ironman)
Clearly he's never been out to dinner with Candy and Oxy!
Dear Candy,
Ive written you something. It is my bestest work
Heart pumping, beating the sounds of Adam Ant’s greatest hits I pace
This is it, the A race, A place I headed for.
When I commited my heart and soul, to a goal, to finish.
I am he, the chosen one, who at the gun
Will Swim, bike run.Till Im done,It is supposed to be fun
. Well it aint, I feel faint, wordy pictures I paint
. Literal constipation broken, by fear of the unknown.
But panic not my Irony friends…
No.I have your backs, we are on track to domination
The Pirate Nation Will rise, A tide of yeller and black,
Will attack. Usually from a fair way back.
Except for Rosey and Crab. And Fegan,& mon and Melli and Funkin
And all them quick Fuckers
Who really lay it down when the rest of us Clown about.
So this shout out is to all poetical dudes
Who muse about how to get through
Dont rhyme, train, Exercise leggies as well as your brain
Or you will go bonk on the vitalist day
And Candt will say HAHAHA you useless bugger
And the "as you were" blur will tell yer
It aint rocket science son, get the work done
Cos poems cant swim or bike
Although sometimes they get a print run
Bassy you really aren't getting this are you?
You need to rhyme "impossible" with itself three times in succession, at least.
I wonder how much triathlete's world paid him to come on and give advise (sic) to the drooling masses?!
Sorry, i couldnt really do crapper than using race, pace and place together.
I also got black, attack and back together.
FFS Im doing me best without the talent I thought I had.
And I got in a classic one, gun, run, done, fun.
Hey, if you could just work in the timeless "lied, died, tried", you could write lyrics for Bon Jovi.
I with heart pounding stand at the start line
With in my brain wondering will I finish in the cut off time
Bold I must be to win the medal
For you must be bold to win the medal
Metal rhymes nearly with medal
To be an ironmal is my dream, and iron is a kind of medal
I mean metal
But not like the one in the marvel comics or the wizard of oz
One who triathalons does, using trainers, goggles and a pedal
To keep warm in my wetsuit I do a widdle
This one is called "Under-trained"
3 months training -should have been more
but DIY accident left me glued to the floor
screamed and screamed until scream I could no more
luckily the police came and knocked in my door
lying prostrate in human effluent they discovered my gore
Barlos is an ironman
Category M40 vet
The NHS were busy
So they sent him to the vet
When he had gall stones