Hey all, my first post here be gentle please.
I've been running for years wearing usual shorts with liner, and not and tights in winter. Been living in London and Spain until 3 years ago and moved to kent. Now I run by coast in Kent early mornings and have been approached by local police saying "complaints" have been made about me running. Apparently my bits "flop" too much!!! And people complained, probably men
))) Police asked if I could wear underwear which I refused and they said kids might see my sausage...at 6am??!! Any ideas on if I can get in trouble for this? As I said I generally wear shorts with liner, sometimes no liner if hot and winter tights with no undies. Am I exposing myself?????? Getting paranoid now....
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sorry don't understand.can you cl;arify which shorts you are wearing when you are comando..if its tights or tight shorts then surely your bits stay still.......if not the shorts are too loose.......
if you are wearing loose shorts then they would only know you are commando if when you qare running your tackle drops down and can be seen............if this is the case then yes you are exposing yourself and you had better get it sorted soon as its not a nice sight for anyone 6 am in the morning when they are out and about
If you are exposing your bits then yes you are exposing and yes you can get into trouble
Get some proper shorts that fit
Shane, if that's in any way a serious post, and the police are getting involved, I'd put some underwear on.
Otherwise you're heading straight for the some trouble...and the sex offenders register!
Yep, what he said
if nothing is ecposed how on earth could they see your floppiness,..sorry something doesn't add up here.never heard of anythging like this before......
if it was true then you wouldn't be able to run far without being incredibly sore.a bit like a woman running without a bra.unless you are very very small endowed its going to hurt like shit
Shane...so good you named yourself twice?
I think I'd advise wear some underpants, and maybe wear some protection around your knees as well, as clearly they're taking a battering too.
ps in terms of hoax threads yours is....probably in the middle knowing this forum!
Take the advice given you by the poliss, in my experience they wont come back to 'advise' you a second time
so it doesn't hurt...that clarifies a lot.thank you
To avoid anyone seeing your floppiness, next time you run make sure you have an erection.
The idea that loads of people are out at 6am, paying such a close attention to your crotch, which is so monstrous, that mere shorts can't contain it, and that you have to "vaseline" your thighs as they take such a beating, and the police actually have listened, and then sent a patrol out ....at 6am to have a word with you.
is bloody ridiculous.
Shane ... what exactly were you hoping to hear from readers of your post??
Maybe he was hoping to show some pics?
It is a bit unbelievable!
But in case you are serious (weirder things have happened) then just wear some underwear to avoid any hassles.
I never mention the size of my bits, you did. So do us all a favour, go see a doctor.
Police please....i wish to make a complaint about a man's floppiness. I've been monitoring him, and have taken his car registration down.
As threads go, it doesn't measure up.
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not sure what you expected............advise you to go to the court of human rights because you are being hounded by the police because of your todger...........
if the police have spoken to you then there must be a problem............linford christie used to run infront of millions showing his tighly packed tackle without any complaints.........so i can't see your neighbours bothering to complain unless you are letting it dangle out
The police will react on complaints from people, it is up to you how much you wish to ignore the advice you have been given by them to stop any future complaints
yeah there is a guy round my way that wear running tights that are far too tight and draw a lot of attention.... I try not to look as it kind of gives me the creeps (he is not attractive and a LOT older than me) but phoning the police seems a tad extreme....