#62 is me too! I'd have to grow fins and live in the pool for the next 10 days to make up for lost time...
66. Believe every advert that promises to make you swim/bike/run faster and plan bank robbery to obtain all the technical gear you're now convinced is necessary!
67. Suffer from an imaginary injury- eg the cramp I had in the pool has developed into a grade 3 calf tear, that vague niggle in my foot must be a stress fracture etc...
68. Be jealous of everyone going to Outlaw and silently curse yourself for the millionth time for signing up for IM Austria instead , especially as this is going ot be my last for a while, honestly it is!
Re 56: I can vouch that 2 of the shields are currently winging their way to Meldy.
No need. Just ignore her when she asks for help putting her wheels back on!
I will have you know that i put them back on tuesday evening.............it only took me 1 minute to put the front one on and 15 minutes to put the back one on........if you add that to 25 minutes to change a innertube you can see why a puncture in a rear tyre would knacker a race for me.........
No need. Just ignore her when she asks for help putting her wheels back on!
I will have you know that i put them back on tuesday evening.............it only took me 1 minute to put the front one on and 15 minutes to put the back one on........if you add that to 25 minutes to change a innertube you can see why a puncture in a rear tyre would knacker a race for me.........
Did you get it the right way round? I understand you may have had your...erm....hands full?
71.Dont let your wider work colleagues know you are doing an Ironman.
Spent yesterday at HQ with everyone coming to the conclusion..........How can you do that and still be fat? and that I must train during the day when working from home
VT..............I was stating that i am a fully qualified sports massage therapist level 4.........and I could help with the problems with your legs............
72. Buy huge quantities of first defence, echinacea, hand sanitising gel and look with suspicion at anyone who comes remotely close to you in case they might be harbouring germs.
Working on an aero pizza box that slots over aero bars.
Dominos have said they can deliver as along as my Di2 gears can be programmed to order them and I pay with my contactless VISA (like in the adverts) it shouldn't count as outside assistance.
72. Buy huge quantities of first defence, echinacea, hand sanitising gel and look with suspicion at anyone who comes remotely close to you in case they might be harbouring germs.
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65. Break Serens legs
I'll hold her down!
Unless Melds would like to, I am happy to start the search
No need. Just ignore her when she asks for help putting her wheels back on!
66. Believe every advert that promises to make you swim/bike/run faster and plan bank robbery to obtain all the technical gear you're now convinced is necessary!
67. Suffer from an imaginary injury- eg the cramp I had in the pool has developed into a grade 3 calf tear, that vague niggle in my foot must be a stress fracture etc...
68. Be jealous of everyone going to Outlaw and silently curse yourself for the millionth time for signing up for IM Austria instead , especially as this is going ot be my last for a while, honestly it is!
Re 56: I can vouch that 2 of the shields are currently winging their way to Meldy.
I will have you know that i put them back on tuesday evening.............it only took me 1 minute to put the front one on and 15 minutes to put the back one on........if you add that to 25 minutes to change a innertube you can see why a puncture in a rear tyre would knacker a race for me.........
69............wonder if the special secret extra protein involved in this act could make you go any faster on race day...........if so repeat
**mind boggles**
****wonders if should send PM to Seren****
Did you get it the right way round? I understand you may have had your...erm....hands full?
70. Turn house upside down looking for BTF licence, then just accept the fact it's lost
71.Dont let your wider work colleagues know you are doing an Ironman.
Spent yesterday at HQ with everyone coming to the conclusion..........How can you do that and still be fat? and that I must train during the day when working from home
+1 with 67. My achilles injury has improved massively but it has now developed into a groin strain and impending total paralysis of my right leg .
Is that also a problem with my plantar fascia?
*Trots off gingerly to spend a months wages on physio, chiropractic, acupuncture and deep muscle massage*.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
VT....come to me and i will sort out any stiff muscles
Payment in protein?
Wehey Seren, are the excess endorphines from your double still running rampant. I'll get us a room lol.
VT..............I was stating that i am a fully qualified sports massage therapist level 4.........and I could help with the problems with your legs............
Yeah, I could do with some of that as well, thanks .
Blimey .. Seren is a bit frisky today
its the thought of of all those fit young pirates dressed in lyca at the outlaw.
oh.......................hang on a minute
fit??????????
young?????????????
must be something else
72. Buy huge quantities of first defence, echinacea, hand sanitising gel and look with suspicion at anyone who comes remotely close to you in case they might be harbouring germs.
73. Double, triple, quadruple check that it is swimmer's itch and not shingles/hives/chicken pox.
74. Sit next to FeFe at briefing.
75. Work out what else to use tribars for? So far I've got ring donuts and giant pretzels hanging from them for the bike leg....any more ideas?
Working on an aero pizza box that slots over aero bars.
Dominos have said they can deliver as along as my Di2 gears can be programmed to order them and I pay with my contactless VISA (like in the adverts) it shouldn't count as outside assistance.
Haha, yupp, I'm on the First Defence