1. Best turned out 2. One with the waggiest tail 3. Most Obedient 4. One the judge would most like to take home 5. Retrieve the sausage 6. Agility test 7. Bare chests (female category)!! 8. Bare chests (male category)!! 9. Lovely legs
Game on
Retrieve the sausage?!! Some aren't used to performing in the Albert Hall, you know!
Hi Mr Z.there is even talk that some of the pirate ladies will be donning dresses...now that must be a sight worth seeing.........and I believe Plum said he would be sporting a new buff
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if you do the klegs mouse.can i judge the bare chests. ( mens catergory).................
Schmunks will no doubt want to judge the thighs.
Retrieve the sausage?!! Some aren't used to performing in the Albert Hall, you know!
Far to sexist unless the there is a bare chest (women's category)
Good point........well presented
Can I put myself forward for having my legs, thighs and bare chest stroked and groped by Mouse, Seren and Schmunkee. I'll let you know who's best
oh... can't I do any groping then??
Hope, I am more than happy to allow you to take my place.
No, seriously
No, you take my place
No, I really don't mind
No, really
Ooh marvellous!
I'll warm me hands!
I am not sure whether to be offended or grateful
The latter, surely
Unless of course, you are the control against which all others are compared
I'll just settle for a grand slam in the pool
I poke me 'ead around the door after a few months away, and what do i find? A bunch of old slappers arguing about feeling Carl's legs. Ye gods!
Times they are a changing ..... this time they were women
how'do!
is there list knocking about somewhere?
oh probably, pages and pages back. Rest assured the important people are going.
It's more important to send me a PM so that I can give you bank details for the tenner for the buffet thing.
I have a list here of attendees.
Hi Mr Z.there is even talk that some of the pirate ladies will be donning dresses...now that must be a sight worth seeing.........and I believe Plum said he would be sporting a new buff
I am VERY much lookin g forward to our sparkly night out!
Only the ladies??
And Siggy.
I have a dress!! Just need shoes now ..
I'm bunking off work and going dress shopping today! Shoes - just thought I'd wear my Vibram's - they go with absolutely anything
I have a dress too
Me too
I don't! But I do have a DJ!!
I thought mouse had sorted the music.
I thought we all had to bring a couple of records?
only to tie meldy up with
Please nooooooooooooooooooo