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Following on from the Boat Race thread, what are your educational qualifications?
I have
'O' level MathsEnglish Language English LitA fourth I can't remember, perhaps it's Physics.
I did go to Oxford, but just to the services on the M40.
I actually can't remember. I have to check my CV to remind me!
Several GCSEs, several A-levels, two diplomas, two degrees, postgraduate certificates, ongoing PhD... And I have a badge that says I can swim 50m.
My qualifications to post on here though are my ability to read, computer literacy and an internet connection
Oh, and I've been to Oxford lots of times. I used to work at the John Radcliffe and Churchill hospitals. The public transport is terrible!
I would say it is none of your concern, but lets not go there.
I have a few o levels, a cycling proficiency certificate, 25meter swimming badge
oh and I have the coverted "Train the Trianer certificate for Manual Handling in the work place" I bet there arnt many out there who can top that
Never been to Oxford but have be stuck on the ring road a good many times
Forgot to add, I have a food hygiene certificate
I've been to Cambridge...for my brother in laws wedding.
Bunch of O levels, a coupla A levels, Degree in Business and Finance...PG Dip in Computer Applications.
I'm a qualified weight lifting instructor and I've passed my Advanced Drving test.
You'll need that if you want to do the Baking thing That could sway their decision if you wave that under thier noses.
Good thinking! I'll not forget to mention it on the form
I'm just cleverer than everyone else.
And modester.
Bunch of SCE's (Standard and Higher Grade), HNC in Electronics, BSc in Physics, some Software Testing Certificates.
I also understand the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
9 O grades2 HighersA Blue Peter badge
I forgot the Blue Peter badge!
What did you get yours for Nursey?
I have a Sea Survivial and Fire Fighting certificate
I've got a stificate for running (didn't have to do any actual running to get it though).
Currently in my second year of my LLB (hons) law degree
10 GCSEs
Access To Higher Education Diploma
RSA Course Text Processing Skills (Distinction)
City & Guilds 2221
NVQ level 2 in Performing Manufacturing Operations.
Basic Food Hygiene Certificate
Basic Health & Safety In The Workplace Certificate.
Learn Direct webwise and spreadsheet certificates
Cycling proficiency certificate
Lexis Nexis legal database operator certificate
Full car driving licence
I have a stificut to use chemicals to kill things.
I can do that without a stificate
sarah the bookworm wrote (see)
I forgot the Blue Peter badge! What did you get yours for Nursey?
Liverpool (I think) Garden Festival.
You?
When I've got nothing better to do I'm gonna further my studies with an MA followed by a DPhil. Then I can have a sign on the door reading:
Dr Phil MA DPhil
T.mouse wrote (see)
Nurse Ratched wrote (see)
sarah the bookworm wrote (see) I forgot the Blue Peter badge! What did you get yours for Nursey? Liverpool (I think) Garden Festival. You?
I got mine for writing a poem
Nice one Phil
I'm going to be Doc Martin one day
Is anyone here going to claim to have being awarded a Jim'll Fix It badge, and if so, what did you do to get it?
Diploma in Remedial Massage
I've got a few 'O' levels (being that old), a car AND motorbike licence, various swimming badges and a life-saving certificate, and I've been to both Oxford and Cambridge*.
I used to be a first-aider, but I lapsed.
*for the day, not both on the same day.
Oh, and a PADI open water diver certificate. The edit function seems to have gone tits-up.
I'm giong to Cambridge on Saturday. I shall be dressed as a zombie.
I've informed RW about the edit function Wilkie - it hasn't been working all day
Interesting spelling of 'going' there. It's a shame I can't edit it!
I noticed that the edit function wasn't working either.
I think the zenith of my achievements to date is seeing LiverBird in a car park in Warrington. Surely this places me up amongst the illuminati
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I actually can't remember. I have to check my CV to remind me!
Several GCSEs, several A-levels, two diplomas, two degrees, postgraduate certificates, ongoing PhD... And I have a badge that says I can swim 50m.
My qualifications to post on here though are my ability to read, computer literacy and an internet connection
Oh, and I've been to Oxford lots of times. I used to work at the John Radcliffe and Churchill hospitals. The public transport is terrible!
I would say it is none of your concern, but lets not go there.
I have a few o levels, a cycling proficiency certificate, 25meter swimming badge
oh and I have the coverted "Train the Trianer certificate for Manual Handling in the work place" I bet there arnt many out there who can top that
Never been to Oxford but have be stuck on the ring road a good many times
Forgot to add, I have a food hygiene certificate
I've been to Cambridge...for my brother in laws wedding.
Bunch of O levels, a coupla A levels, Degree in Business and Finance...PG Dip in Computer Applications.
I'm a qualified weight lifting instructor and I've passed my Advanced Drving test.
You'll need that if you want to do the Baking thing That could sway their decision if you wave that under thier noses.
Good thinking! I'll not forget to mention it on the form
I'm just cleverer than everyone else.
And modester.
Bunch of SCE's (Standard and Higher Grade), HNC in Electronics, BSc in Physics, some Software Testing Certificates.
I also understand the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
9 O grades
2 Highers
A Blue Peter badge
I forgot the Blue Peter badge!
What did you get yours for Nursey?
I have a Sea Survivial and Fire Fighting certificate
I've got a stificate for running (didn't have to do any actual running to get it though).
Currently in my second year of my LLB (hons) law degree
10 GCSEs
Access To Higher Education Diploma
RSA Course Text Processing Skills (Distinction)
City & Guilds 2221
NVQ level 2 in Performing Manufacturing Operations.
Basic Food Hygiene Certificate
Basic Health & Safety In The Workplace Certificate.
Learn Direct webwise and spreadsheet certificates
Cycling proficiency certificate
Lexis Nexis legal database operator certificate
Full car driving licence
I have a stificut to use chemicals to kill things.
I can do that without a stificate
Liverpool (I think) Garden Festival.
You?
When I've got nothing better to do I'm gonna further my studies with an MA followed by a DPhil. Then I can have a sign on the door reading:
Dr Phil MA DPhil
I got mine for writing a poem
Nice one Phil
I'm going to be Doc Martin one day
Is anyone here going to claim to have being awarded a Jim'll Fix It badge, and if so, what did you do to get it?
Diploma in Remedial Massage
I've got a few 'O' levels (being that old), a car AND motorbike licence, various swimming badges and a life-saving certificate, and I've been to both Oxford and Cambridge*.
I used to be a first-aider, but I lapsed.
*for the day, not both on the same day.
Oh, and a PADI open water diver certificate. The edit function seems to have gone tits-up.
I'm giong to Cambridge on Saturday. I shall be dressed as a zombie.
I've informed RW about the edit function Wilkie - it hasn't been working all day
Interesting spelling of 'going' there. It's a shame I can't edit it!
I noticed that the edit function wasn't working either.
I think the zenith of my achievements to date is seeing LiverBird in a car park in Warrington. Surely this places me up amongst the illuminati