Prince Charles live in cloud cuckoo land. He thinks he's an eco warrior because he runs his sports car on leftover wine. Wonder how many air miles he's clocked up in his life?
I have entered most of the running events that are held in this town, but this is one that I don't have the desire to contest. That hill is F......... Steep.
Studdies are the order of the day, Innov8 are the best shoes I have for running downhill on damp grass. Bar none.
Personally I think that we as a local community should just pick up the tab for the Plod and Coffin Carriers, in the same way as we do for the plethora of minor Royalty that live in the County.
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Why is this only making the regional news?
I know!
He could have run a much smaller more economical car for yeares if he didn't need one with a big enough boot to hold his high class prossie in
Comments like that will land you in the stocks - she's royalty now don't you know!
I guess we'll all just have to slum it and go to Waitrose.
How will we all survive?
Clearly the very fabric of our community is straining under the economic down-turn.
Damn. Where can I get the ingredients for that truffle and cavier compot I was making this weekend
ebay?
Won't someone please think of the canapés?
Worrying times!
*dreams of Felicity Kendall tending to the chickens in the back garden*
why does ' tending to the chickens' sound rude?
Most farm animals are good for a euphemism. I think "feeding the goat" would've worked just as well.
or ' soothing the ram!'
oi - us Welsh may do some things with sheep but, please we do not do it with the rams......
unless that's all that's available....
'mucking out the pig' ?
You don't know the half of it. We have even more fascinating stuff going on here - try this one from my local rag:
http://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/news/10389105.Woman__24__trashes_young_mum_s_flat_with_baked_beans_and_curry_sauce/
Don't you dare to try to out-scoop me you amateur.
You might find people looking for a boar in the Forest.
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So why is it called dogging?
A disaster for the community.
www.d2ride.co.uk
and now this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22493256
I tells ya, we're livin on the edge!
Sorry.
You'll have to reduce the count by one.
I heard a crunch when I walked up the driveway to put the bins out.
You careless oaf!
Who cares about war, famine, injustice and gay marriage.
THIS is real news...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-22639675
This event is held one mile from where I live.
I have entered most of the running events that are held in this town, but this is one that I don't have the desire to contest. That hill is F......... Steep.
Studdies are the order of the day, Innov8 are the best shoes I have for running downhill on damp grass. Bar none.
Personally I think that we as a local community should just pick up the tab for the Plod and Coffin Carriers, in the same way as we do for the plethora of minor Royalty that live in the County.