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Light Bulbs
SS - The Last Unicorn
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September 2004
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1. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb ?.......................................................
One - but it really has to want to change
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
and with sufficient aftercare - nurturing - and follow-up support group therapy etc. etc. etc. ad-infinitum . . . it may have an opportunity to become a shining example of what a fine luminescent light bulb could be like . . .
(skips off to see wot's cookin)
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Scotty4
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September 2004
How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb ?
You don't know ?
YOU DON'T KNOW COS YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many women to change a light bulb ?
Only 1... Just to tell the man of the house how He should be changing it
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How else should we do it Tara ?
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many feminists to change a light bulb ?
51: 1 to phone her Dad and ask him to pop round and change it... 50 to share the experience
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
¦oD this could get nasty!
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lobster
{Chortle!!}
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many blondes to change a light bulb ?
only 1,
But you also need 4 to look after the pile of handbags
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ip(FeS2)
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September 2004
Wot, you mean they can be changed? I thought you had to get a new house!
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many wimmin dos it take to change a light bulb ?
Only 1, but she needs 6 of her mates, so she can complain if she had a man, he could have done it for her
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
five - one to force it with a hammer and four to take him to A&E.
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
Admit defeat! ;o)
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Crash Hamster
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September 2004
How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT??????
Hamster->coat->door
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One - but at least three bulbs.
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
admit defeat to a woman !!!!
Would rather drink acid !!!!!
Any way how can a man be defeated by a woman ???
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many wommin dos it take to change a light bulb ?
Just 1 with a 10p piece.......
So she can ring the CSA and get some poor bloke sue'd for the cost of a male electrician to pop round and do it for her !
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Well if you don't know then I'm not telling you.
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
They don't either SVT
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
ten - one to change it and 9 to say...nah, don't do it like that.
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mellifera
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September 2004
how many californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none - californians screw in jacuzzis!
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mellifera
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September 2004
how many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just form a group called 'coping with darkness'
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fat andy
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September 2004
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
two, one to screw it in and the other to S*** my c**K
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
*awaiting DTS's equally sexist response* hehe
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
Oops Sorry having to some of that Wuk thing !!!!!
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many wimmin dos it take to change a light bulb ?
None It just takes a man to show them who to turn it on !!!!
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Dave The Iron Ex- Spartan
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September 2004
How many wimmin dos it take to change a light bulb ?
None It just takes a man to show them how to turn it on !!!!
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XFR Bear
September 2004
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - it's a hardware problem
)
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[Deleted User]
September 2004
So good you had to post it twice?
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Comments
(skips off to see wot's cookin)
You don't know ?
YOU DON'T KNOW COS YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN
Only 1... Just to tell the man of the house how He should be changing it
Just one, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
51: 1 to phone her Dad and ask him to pop round and change it... 50 to share the experience
None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
¦oD this could get nasty!
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lobster
{Chortle!!}
only 1,
But you also need 4 to look after the pile of handbags
Four - one to actually change it and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.
Only 1, but she needs 6 of her mates, so she can complain if she had a man, he could have done it for her
five - one to force it with a hammer and four to take him to A&E.
Five.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT??????
Hamster->coat->door )
One - but at least three bulbs.
Would rather drink acid !!!!!
Any way how can a man be defeated by a woman ???
Just 1 with a 10p piece.......
So she can ring the CSA and get some poor bloke sue'd for the cost of a male electrician to pop round and do it for her !
Well if you don't know then I'm not telling you.
ten - one to change it and 9 to say...nah, don't do it like that.
none - californians screw in jacuzzis!
none - they just form a group called 'coping with darkness'
two, one to screw it in and the other to S*** my c**K
None It just takes a man to show them who to turn it on !!!!
None It just takes a man to show them how to turn it on !!!!
None - it's a hardware problem )