Right... The bubonic plague. That only existed because Welsh people happened to be Welsh. Smallpox - Created in a small Welsh village, by Welsh people (nods frantically)
Welsh people come from Swansea. They pronounce Swansea as 'Swansea-ah' which sort of rhymes with gonorrhea... Therefore, The Welsh are responsible for the increase in STDs.
The Welsh are responsible for global warming by having so many letters in their words. Think of all the paper that would be saved if Welsh was a nice economical language like English, and hence less trees would need to be chopped down to make the paper. My favourite example is a place name: English - Mold Welsh - Yr…
I've not suffered for any of those Welsh diseases. But I have woken up feeling hte effects of Barmouth. The Welsh are responsible for hangovers as well. TT - yes, Cannon and Ball are definitely Welsh. Not from England. And particularly not from the North West of England, let alone anywhere even vaguely near Manchester. I…