Why do we have to meet you at a place of your convenience? Why do we have to go to an overpriced not very special restuarant because you like it? Why can none of us stand up to you and say we'd rather go to the pub???
SWT staff (Woking) I know fatalaties are inevitable, but why do you all disappear at any sign of crisis? This is the 3rd occasion in a row that when trains are disorganised chaos, there is not a single member of staff on the platform. Indicator boards? Lets leave them with the slogan "please listen for announcements" and then not make any announcements. Yes there was one 'security' guy but when asked if he could call the station manager said "our radios are all switched off" There is nothing like keeping your customers informed, and that was nothing like keeping your customers informed. It didn''t help that I could have run to Woking from London quicker than your train managed it, so was already 2 1/2 hours into a 1hr journey
Ok so it took you over an hour to do a job that at the most should take 10 mins. And 3 different people told you to shut the lift doors but still you argue with everyone. Why not just say sorry and shut the door instead of holding everyone else up. Thank god they extended your probation because frankly you are not up to the job. I did defend you at first and said we needed to give you every chance to succeed but you are determined blow it at every opportunity. You need to listen and not tell everyone you are right and they are wrong.
Post race fategue? It happens chuck is that's what it is best way to combat it is ever take the horse for a long ride or and this might be better on your bum if your in pain sign up for the next one before you think about it to much.
Thanks Cake, yes, I'm feeling a bit better now I'm at work and doing stuff! Poking around looking for other races to enter, horse will be getting a workout tomorrow
I have no idea what it is, but please don't bore me with who you are playing with and what level you are on at Candy Crush. Is it like pac-man? I grew out of that at 4th year youth club, and then I only played as it was on a table top machine. You're nearly 50 ffs.
AAAAGH! It was a small cold. Bit of a sore throat. Nothing major. So wy did it turn into an ear infection? and why has that left me a week later with blocked ears and fecking tinnitus? If this tinnitus goes away I promise to look after my hearing properly. I'll play my music quietly. I'lll even wear ear plugs to gigs. Just stop ringing!
Thanks fueled by jelly babies. Is feeling a teeny but better today but it's not happening quick enough for my liking!
dear boss, do you actually know what 'sexting' is? Showing us your new antique phone and making the joke that your new phone is good for texting is one thing, but following it ik that it's good for sexting is .... Just wrong!
Oi Shit head. You intoduce me to new employees saying I'm bald because customers give me a hard time & I will start proceedings for bullying! Yes, its a bit thin but as my quick remarks don't seem to be working, try it again and you'll see how serious i am.
This does constitute to bullying having looked in the Staff handbook, that oddly enough YOU wrote Mr HR manager cretin
We've shown you the job, so try doing some actual work instead of trying to scmooze the managers all the time. While you're about it, either take a shower or stand further away.
This morning all you've done is moan and bombard me with pointless inane questions because you can't be bothered to think for yourself. You can't even be bothered to listen to the answers. I'm not even sure you're listening to the questions. You're so self-indulged nothing distracts you away from the fascinating goings on in your own head. What a pain in the arse.
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Sorry, couldn't resist that sly dig - it was a coded message to just do your bloody job!
Why do we have to meet you at a place of your convenience? Why do we have to go to an overpriced not very special restuarant because you like it? Why can none of us stand up to you and say we'd rather go to the pub???
Forget to take your purse, BBH
Then forget to pay them back.
SWT staff (Woking)
I know fatalaties are inevitable, but why do you all disappear at any sign of crisis? This is the 3rd occasion in a row that when trains are disorganised chaos, there is not a single member of staff on the platform. Indicator boards? Lets leave them with the slogan "please listen for announcements" and then not make any announcements.
Yes there was one 'security' guy but when asked if he could call the station manager said "our radios are all switched off"
There is nothing like keeping your customers informed, and that was nothing like keeping your customers informed.
It didn''t help that I could have run to Woking from London quicker than your train managed it, so was already 2 1/2 hours into a 1hr journey
...and breathe....
Ok so it took you over an hour to do a job that at the most should take 10 mins. And 3 different people told you to shut the lift doors but still you argue with everyone. Why not just say sorry and shut the door instead of holding everyone else up. Thank god they extended your probation because frankly you are not up to the job. I did defend you at first and said we needed to give you every chance to succeed but you are determined blow it at every opportunity. You need to listen and not tell everyone you are right and they are wrong.
Sorry. I know I'm quiet and narky. I was expecting to be tired and sore, but I wasn't prepared for feeling so incredibly sad.
Post race fategue? It happens chuck is that's what it is best way to combat it is ever take the horse for a long ride or and this might be better on your bum if your in pain sign up for the next one before you think about it to much.
Thanks Cake, yes, I'm feeling a bit better now I'm at work and doing stuff! Poking around looking for other races to enter, horse will be getting a workout tomorrow
Dear IT - so glad you now send a feedback form - I'm pretty sure you won't like the feedback though.
I have no idea what it is, but please don't bore me with who you are playing with and what level you are on at Candy Crush.
Is it like pac-man? I grew out of that at 4th year youth club, and then I only played as it was on a table top machine. You're nearly 50 ffs.
It's either safe to drive at 60mph plus OR you need your fog light on
You can f*ck right off about wanting this done urgently.
It isn't even my job. If it was, it wouldn't have reached the stage where it is f*cking urgent!
You git's just in time for christmas.
AAAAGH! It was a small cold. Bit of a sore throat. Nothing major. So wy did it turn into an ear infection? and why has that left me a week later with blocked ears and fecking tinnitus? If this tinnitus goes away I promise to look after my hearing properly. I'll play my music quietly. I'lll even wear ear plugs to gigs. Just stop ringing!
Oh no hope the tinnitus goes away soon CB.
FFS you did it again. Hope management grow a pair and give you a written warning. (Bet they don't) and we will be stuck with you.
Dear Santander: so you do a fraud check on my account because you think £2072 is a lot to be paying to London Underground.
No, I don't like paying them that much either but which century are you in?
Thanks fueled by jelly babies. Is feeling a teeny but better today but it's not happening quick enough for my liking!
dear boss, do you actually know what 'sexting' is? Showing us your new antique phone and making the joke that your new phone is good for texting is one thing, but following it ik that it's good for sexting is .... Just wrong!
Catalin - tinnitus is awful. I'm a long term sufferer, too.
Oi Shit head. You intoduce me to new employees saying I'm bald because customers give me a hard time & I will start proceedings for bullying! Yes, its a bit thin but as my quick remarks don't seem to be working, try it again and you'll see how serious i am.
This does constitute to bullying having looked in the Staff handbook, that oddly enough YOU wrote Mr HR manager cretin
How rude Cheshercat!
trying to think of a quick reply to his comments. Perhaps is could use "Its all the cocaine I take" or "Its the rampant sex that causes it"
He's still a knob though!
Dear new collegue,
We've shown you the job, so try doing some actual work instead of trying to scmooze the managers all the time. While you're about it, either take a shower or stand further away.
OK so its nearly November, I won't be sponsoring anyone not to shave for a month.
Me neither.
The first time it was kind of fun but I'm "so over it" now - as the kids say
You won't be growing your beard again then Screama?
This is definitely something I wish I'd said. Just catching up with the thread, and this post is absolutely brilliant!
I won't be growing anything