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Just had my first hearing aid fitted, now that does make you feel like an old fart - think I'll aim for an Ironman while I can still remember who I am.
you missed a lot of spam threads advertising escort service there.
So...
...from what little dealings I have had with you and from what I have heard from colleagues you are a supercilious, up-himself prick who never appears to raise a smile. When you become my line manager we are going to have a very interesting relationship I feel.
One of us (and by that I mean you) may not survive. Good luck.
Of course when you say, "lets talk about in in our meeting" I know know this code for "if I talk to you about the information I won't actually need put it into into the system."
I wonder what relationship you have with your laptop - does it obey voice commands? No, I don't think it does. I think you have to press keys and stuff. This is the same. So just f*cking stop talking and start typing!
That is the most ugly dog I have ever seen.
Sheltering from the rain while you smoke a fag, in the shed, in just a halter top and your knickers. Lovely. The only thing missing is your hair in curlers. Keep it classy, sweetheart, keep it classy.
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.........
spotted by muttley?
Thanks, I needed a smile today.
it is just how I have always imagined you.
I gave up smoking a long time ago. And my hair is curly already.
*scratches arse*
Aren't silent migraines interesting. Not. Please leave my head and body alone. This is weird.
Newspapers/Magazines,
Please stop with the "20 best" or "20 must see" or "20 must do" features.
20 best seaside pubs? How many did you visit? It's one person's opinion.
20 best glamping sites, well so says you.
Bit like those "20 albums you must own" features. In your opinion, yes, But not mine, so Fk off..
Look love, here's the thing: because you don't know how the system works, you don't realise that if you lie about when stuff was done I can find out, because I know how to track changes and you don't.
So sending you a screenshot proving that point was extremely satisfying and will probably keep me laughing till lunchtime.
Update: suddenly gone very quiet at your end I notice...
*high five*
Go Screamy!
Well I didn't so much say it as send some incriminating pictures. Not heard a peep since.
I'm told this person has a bit of a reputation for lying in order to make out our department is at fault. This might stop them doing it with a bit of luck.
The world of employment.
When it's all over, you'll never believe you thought you actually mattered.
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All a bit of a game isn't it ?
Who thinks that? I do it for the salary.
But anyway what would you know about it? You don't have a proper job.
Define a proper job.
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I find existing in a modern world, job enough
Agreed!
Indeed. We appear to be governed by rules and infrastructure from 1975, yet are expected to deliver from the conditions as they are today.
How else does the good education = job security = financial security, myth continue to entrance the masses?
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Probably because it does still actually work that way for the majority of people.
And being poorly educated will actually mean that there are fewer jobs available to you and those that are will be the least secure.
Did I really just see a man mop a carpet?
So which quota did we employ you to fill?
When I stop and let others go through a doorway before me, especially when it is a family group, I'm not expecting to be summoned to the palace to collect a medal, I don't even necessarily need a 'thank-you' but I do expect some form of polite acknowledgement. Just a smile would do. I'm not invisible but apparently I am to many. Gits.