Good morning! No, no, no, Bodjit! Choccie and port, gin and crisps - it couldn't be simpler. Bodjit, about the choccie - I have now got my stash that was 3,8 kg down to 510 g (plus the two Starbucks Fair Trade bars I carry around in my bag in case of emergencies but they don't count 'cos they're medicinal). Not bad going,…