Last summer Mum was at our house and Suzie lent over to get something out of the oven, and Mum could see the bunch of roses Suzie has tattoo'd at the base of her spine... She went sort of pink and said err What did your first husband think ? Suzie I've had it done since I was with Dave... So I took my shirt off and turned round.... Never has my Mother been so lost for words !!!
Don't think I'll bother her with the motor bike tho !
One banana, two banana, three banana, four Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show...
When I was seventeen I left home to share a flat with my boyfriend and another couple.
I told Mum that I was moving in with one girl.
I also said there was no phone (this was over twenty years ago - OK, nearer to thirty years ago!) so that she wouldn't phone and find a bloke answering!
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Don't think I'll bother her with the motor bike tho !
Dave - i don't like earrings on men either tho and im not a massive lover of tats.
B- sausages- German wurst?:D
Could you take a whole string Kathy?
:-S
You're turning yellow and you're nice to eat
You're a banana now - oh-whoah-oh, you're a banana - now!
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the Banana Splits show...
I told Mum that I was moving in with one girl.
I also said there was no phone (this was over twenty years ago - OK, nearer to thirty years ago!) so that she wouldn't phone and find a bloke answering!