Richard Burton was OK though. If only for the prologue he read for Zulu.
"Oi you! Getcha blahdy leotard off, getcha dicky dirt on, and scarper! You've been chcuking spears my way all blahdy day, and I'm fed up with it! Nark off, and take your mates wiv ya!"
Oh sorry, that was Michael Caine.
But anyway, it was a good film.
And Sir Stanley Baker was good in that and "Hell Drivers".
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll-gogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch sounds a bit like Llanfairpwllgwyngyll-gogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysilio-dirtycock. Spreaders of disease.
The Welsh are responsible for global warming by having so many letters in their words. Think of all the paper that would be saved if Welsh was a nice economical language like English, and hence less trees would need to be chopped down to make the paper.
My favourite example is a place name:
English - Mold Welsh - Yr Wyddgrug
In fainess, they do try and cut down on their use of vowels. No, wait - that means the Welsh are solely responsible for both global warming and txt-spk. Grrrrr.
As someone from the medical world, Benz, I shouldn't have to tell you, but don't touch it.
Ok. Here's another one:
Holyhead. It's a little known disease from Wales that thankfully (thankfully, thankfully) hasn't broken out in England yet. Basically it's severe irritation of the tip of a gentleman's penis.
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"Oi you! Getcha blahdy leotard off, getcha dicky dirt on, and scarper! You've been chcuking spears my way all blahdy day, and I'm fed up with it! Nark off, and take your mates wiv ya!"
Oh sorry, that was Michael Caine.
But anyway, it was a good film.
And Sir Stanley Baker was good in that and "Hell Drivers".
that's it - I'm off to Austria - I might get appreciated there
*FLOUNCE*
Don't Spread Disease!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6261640.stm
Look at the evidence.
Some famous Welshmen:
Charlotte Church
Tom Jones
Cannon and Ball
Peter Sutcliffe
Tom O'Connor
Uncle Fester
Rhodri Morgan
A fun night out? I doubt it.
Farnie, I can't be the only one to find that woman strangely erotic, even if she is a Gran.
My favourite example is a place name:
English - Mold
Welsh - Yr Wyddgrug
In fainess, they do try and cut down on their use of vowels. No, wait - that means the Welsh are solely responsible for both global warming and txt-spk. Grrrrr.
How does that work
(quietly shreds welsh GCSE certificate in the corner)
Well done Hipps, that's a start.
Now how about shredding those medical qualifications too?
Or do we have to drag you out of a car half way down the M6?
it seems safest that way
its taking some time to go down this certificate
B---I need summat to lubricate it;)
Global warming, I tells ya.
Ok. Here's another one:
Holyhead. It's a little known disease from Wales that thankfully (thankfully, thankfully) hasn't broken out in England yet. Basically it's severe irritation of the tip of a gentleman's penis.