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Smutfest 2007
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For one weekend, in a field right here.
The owners want the site back on Monday morning first thing so make best use of it for the festival as you can.
As Chief Organiser (geddit?) I will be alloting back stage passes etc.
So far passes have been reserved for Coops, Johnny Blaze, Nam, Maddy, GD, KK, Callycat (sp?)
Tents will be supplied by Dave's Tents (un)Ltd.
Bring wellies cos it could get wet and sticky.
Ok, so- what will yu be wearing to the festival?
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Not necessarily Lee, I plan on wearing my pvc male stripper thong with the zip down the front for easy yet often painful access... and a pair of safety boots (as safety is paramount at this festival).. they're made of latex
oh and a dog's collar round my neck...
but if you're shy a toga is perfectly acceptable!
oh a dogging tent... hmmm - yes that would be "fashionable" wouldn't it?
certainly I'm hoping that a few puppies will be on the loose over the weekend
smut fest ?
i think i'll be coming
*mind boggles!*
Bobis - the plan is that everyone comes
alas Cally, no I'll have to buy a new one
Smutfest menu?
meat and two veg?
S/M and large plain baps?
Oh Right I see - sorry i'm late got abit lost
Now costume- cat woman rubber suit or mistress of pain red corset tails thigh high PVC boots with (literally) killer heels
CRB I hope you have attached the gold coloured dog leash to that collar
Yes Maddy - gold chain and orange ball in mouth....
car park attendant: Maddy
You can give directions to those parking their "cars" - that's it, back her in nicely, lock hard, lock hard, another few inches!
and a muff shaving stand... (your idea Maddy)
now for the music?
and sponsor's kiosks...?
lol - where's his dog collar?
one at a time Maddy? OK - will we try and break Annabel Chong's world record????