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Sounds like you're on the road back Q, that's great!!
neck and back problems, dunno tbh
how are the rats??
Rats are good. We took on 6 rescue rats about 6 months ago, so our numbers ballooned a bit, and we got a mammoth tower cage. Dunlop is still evil - chews the skirting boards every night. We have 2 dumbos - Brown & White (real names Holly & Badger, but we took too long to name them, and B&W stuck). They are very cute, and Badger is the tiniest runty rat ever.
I've just cooked them a boiled egg. Waiting for it to cool. You have not seen *anything* like 10 rats tussling over a boiled egg...
I'd love to see that!
My girls fight over possession of the sand bath. Poor Fiver is so thick, she doesn't stand a chance tbh.
Rats are great pets
I used to like looking after my friends - It went mad when I ate spag bol - clever little thing.
and at least you're no 40 yet Q
my marriage hit the skids over 2 years ago, lurched around for another year and then I decided enough was enough. Unfortunately, although my decress nisi was granted in May, we still live i nthe same house, we dont speak unless necessary and he has a girlfriend for the last 10 months that I know about.
I want my life back.After all the carp things he has done to me, I think alittle love would do me the power of good
but would settle for a damn good sh*g in the meantime
er, well, ok, a cuddle would do
you did?
nice one babe
not with the beautiful, slim, racy Myfanwy this time but with her love rival pussy galore, more sturdy and likes it rough
cyceld to the park with the miniyums !
last week's left over beef bourginon is ready - dog I live the hi life
and I may have drunk all the lovely red wine
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeps
only "oops" if you only started it this evening...
...and there's no more in the house!
I did start it this evening
isp lenty more quality stuff in the house
spry crisp and dry or something a little more alluring staggs ?
am off to join the convent. At least God will love me and they have communinon wine and I'm used to a vow of chastity and celibacy
chaste? perhaps
but easily caught
because we are plodding, obviously
Nun - as in, dont get none
is no one to chase
or to lie in wait for
but am reliably informed that Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
have even lost my faiktful companion - Nigel the nighty nicker
no2 has 'adopted ' him, as he has all my other bedmates . Have lost Billy, m ax and now Nigel
although I did have a nmber 2 in my bed last night
Guess If a sh*g or cuddle isn't available, a damn good rogering would be ok
am hoping to get some tit action i nthe morning
but think they'll have trouble fidning them as they have previously been obscured by my straggly bush
have dealt withthat in the bhope I get some actiomn
a sunbeam? waste of a good Yums if you ask me
just ate chips, watched Pollyanna and had a good cry with Kid B
she's a lot of fun
I'm hoping for tits on my fat balls again
have you revealed the song yet Stags?
yes to the song but not the artist...
Was John Mellencamp or John Cougar or even John Cougar Mellencamp!
no no staggs, my fats balls were hidden by my straggly bush
the birds were scared of pussy, hence no tit action. Am hopig that once the birds can see my fat balls, I'll have some lovely tits to admire
I reckon so, Yums
I remember the name, Stags