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http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=596
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Loved the meerkat connection!!
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How right the author Gingermonkey is ref Fishguard & Goodwick
including the "chav challenge"
a good way for the local chavs to beat the shit out of each other - or have it beaten out of them (poster wasn't clear)
Someone local to me had until recently used a bit of artistic licence & changed all the town signs you would see when approaching Haverfordwest by road to Chaverfordwest.
Sadly the local council took a dim view of this & cleaned them all up.
Always made me chuckle when sat in a queue of traffic.
BRT for a while we had the word beach added to the merthyr tydfil x amout of miles signs.
The joker had gone to the truble to make the letters look offical. Some yank then asked where the beach was. In the middle of the Valleys? Dumb yank sh*t!
LOL!
You been down here TT?
I was in Chavfordwest 2 weeks ago.
Broke my pedal and crank arm on my old bike...............cow sh*t and cattle grid do not mix well. I will also be up next weekend to tenby.
depends on the hangover!
I might be tempted to "knock one out" <ahem>
I might nip along & give you a bit of a shout if you do,as I will be Southbeach with dog in the morning.
I will be Southbeach with dog in the morning
Look I know my mates wife is a bit ugly but no need to get personal!
Shouldn't laugh really but it was a funny story and nice to see someone getting their own back -
Reminds me of a story when we were out running through Barking - one of our number took off as he was in a hurry to run and get off, we as a large group of guys running around 6 minute miling turned the corner from the station and found our mate being set upon by a guy out of a Ford Fiesta (gold coloured) being egged on by his girlfriend -
Things turned bad (for the chav and his girlfriend) when they both found themselves surrounded by 8 blokes in running kit - and they couldn't get away - didn't touch them but they were very worried - to make matters worse for them - the girlfriend called abuse out of the car window forgetting that they would hit traffic lights !!!!
Happy days
He went to court eventually, went to sleep in the dock and was then given a 3 month prison sentence, suspended for 12 months.
Don't think it crossed his mind he would get challenged!! We live in a small village that is not too far from Gosport - must look it up on the aforementioned chav page, it will definitely rate highly
Reminds me a little of when I was out plodding the pavement once. During an all too common period of trying to regain fitness I had planned a circuit close to home which allowed me to increase my runs without actually travelling too far away. On my first circuit I approached a small group of chavs and chavettes who chose not to clear enough of the path for me to pass. Predictably my shoulder met one of the scamps and, once I was a good 15-20 yards down the road, some verbal followed. Just as predictably, the tykes hadn't walked too far along the road and were faced with me coming at them on my second circuit. I prepared myself for any sort of tom foolery or shenanigans but, to my suprise, they gave me a wide berth this time and no verbals either.
Life's vomit unfortunately. Previous "youth" cultures were at least misunderstood but this breed seem very well understood and are just mindless scum. I blame the sh** music they listen to/play loudly and alcopops.
Here's another wonderful example of chav comeuppance - copper's blog
Scroll down to the video under the Friday June 20, 2008 entry entitled "Ha Ha Ha" - not running related, but still satisfying to watch
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My hubby read elsewhere that apparently the local troublemaker featured was a serial nuisance, but ended up losing his entire foot because of this little prank.
Can't say I feel especially sorry for him.
Do you know, Dodge - I realise it's pretty obvious his foot came orf, and yet to me it didn't seem that horrible to look at!
Think I may be de-sensitised by too many horror movies.
LOL at 'Iraq/Afghanistan' anecdote potential!
LOL LP,
Still, its nice when these scum come unstuck. I have seen something equalyy as pleasing, two of South Londons finest gangsters coming unstuck. These two were particularly unpleasant charecters, was driving through a council estate mid late evening, and saw these two squaring up to three younger kids. Unbeknown to these two, 2 Carriers of TSG (specially trained public order and Riot Police were parked across the road) watching and they did'nt see my patrol car either.
The next minute went along the lines of;
come on you c***s ( at the youngsters)
Oh S**T it's the PIG's
I aint scared of you, filth, you can't do anything to me,
AAAAARRRGGHHHHHH.....I'm sorry...blub....I was only joking....but my parents pay your wages.....AARRRGHH...can you loosen em their too tight
Blubbed all the way to the police station too
I have enough rubbish in my job but I kinda enjoyed this one.