Beer, Sex, Chocolate & Running.

[Deleted User]

I dream of the day I'll get to see Maddy's darkside.......

Maddy.

See although that sounds a bit like barley has done talking about any number of females on here - you do need to develop your own style of bollox

[Deleted User]

I need stylish bollocks?

Maddy.

No doesn't have to be stylish just uniquely you

Maddy.

Actually talking about dark sides there is a picture of me in a badly fitting PVC corset in the ether somewhere

Maddy.

And I have just spotted the number of hits this thread is getting

[Deleted User]

I think my bollocks are pretty unique to me.

(rushes off to use 'search' function)

Maddy.

Not on this site matey

PloddingOn

Your bollocks are most definitely now a shared commodity

Straycelt

So what would you give up first, beer, choc, sex, running or talking bollocks?

[Deleted User]

Just hope I have enough bollocks to go around then.

PloddingOn

You have two don't you?

Maddy and I can juggle 'em

Straycelt

Learning to juggle is easier with three

[Deleted User]

Last time I checked there seemed to be.

I get them back though?

PloddingOn

Maybe slightly more bruised than how they will be when you give em to us

[Deleted User]

As long as they don't come back more wrinkly.

PloddingOn

I may want to swim with them though

[Deleted User]

Well as long as you dry them off properly.

Blow dry preferably.

Maddy.

ermm no, if you haven't shaved - I will wax them for you

[Deleted User]

Um OK?

But won't they bit a little tender after?

Maddy.

'bit a little tender'?? - well if you insist but I wouldn't normally, only for special boys

[Deleted User]

LOL - darn my terrible spelling.

Maddy.

LOL I know

Maddy.

Just couldn't resist

Maddy.

Just leaving  a next day snog for Jimo

PloddingOn

Did he get that snog then?

Maddy.

no - he is hiding

Maddy.

I have that affect on gingers

[Deleted User]

Buenos Tardes.

Maddy.

oh hello dear