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when being called a jogger is an insult
Now your just being greedy, thats 6 times a week!
You should be able to piss a marathon
Doesnt really bother me
.Fat bastard Does though
lol
well madlot as a slightly tubby 51 year old, I cannot attract the wimmin like I once did
Running 3 times a week is OK though
I FORGOT about the leaders debate!
GO me!
I reckon that makes me a runner....
When you get depressed on rest days..........
You'd rather go for a run than have sex.....?
LB dont worry you havent missed much
Shantel you can always mix running with sex, just join a running club, right hot beds of vice they are
;-)
Lots of sad, disturbed people running around..... that's a bit of a frightening thought!
Running and sex at the same time.... that sounds a bit tricky! Would it look a bit like the 3 legged race?
when you've run your long slow run and someone asks how long it took, you tell them, and then very quickly add the disclaimer that this was a long slow run...if you were racing it you wouldn't have done it in....(x time)
Sorry to backtrack, but I just tried these out on my hubby (not a runner, but my no.1 supporter)
His reponses:
1. That's your Garmin.
2. Lead actor in "Speed"
3. Back pack water-dispensing thing
4. Some kind of sexual perversion
5. Great Northern Railway
6. Sportswear manufacturer
7. Now I've heard of that. Um. Is it related to some kind of pedometer thing?
8. That's just some dimensions. Are they meant to mean anything specific?!
i feel a little guilty that I read number 3 first time round as cameltoe
stil running related i suppose!