Porkers of the world....

Jj

[wonders if Daz has ever tried to wave noisily]

Jj

[giggles as Daz's colleagues watch him try]

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Lista - not much of a surprise fire drill if you know 10 minutes before hand is it?

[Deleted User]

Morning Daz, still green?

Daz

im over it now staggers, just dont go mad ay :O)

had an interesting norwegian dish last night. before yousay anything rude.....it was food (sadly!). anyway my norg flatmate introduced me to something called funpa or funka or something like that!
heard of it?
its basically a ball of mash potato, flour and salt (looks like large testicals). and you dip them in marg and sugar.
bit tentavie to start with with i really enjoyed them.
they eat them as a savoury meal, but i found it to be more of a sweet dish.....partic as i swapped the marg for ice-cream! ;o)

[Deleted User]

mashed potato and Ice cream?????

erm, how shall I put this, are you pregnant?

Daz

no, just a greedy git

[Deleted User]

DT I'm a fire warden so I get to know in advance good thing too as I got my coat ready!

Daz sounds interesting but I think I'll stick to Delia

Daz

ive just heard something a bit bizarre from my colleague.
she's a fast streamer (someone straight from uni with a good ma who skips a few levels......too much too young i think....but anyway!) and meets up with a group of other fast streamers for drinks occasionaly.
anyways, her friend has told her about a girl who calls herself 'Tigger McGregor'. They are not sure whether its changed by depol but she says its her professional name and its listed in all directories. And get this, she even goes around wearing a white skirt with patches of orange/brown hair attached to it!

hehehe

Daz

her original name was something v normal like sarah smith apparently. she got tigger because someone at a festival passed her a cigarrette (maybe that should be 'joint' im guessing!) and said "there you go tigger". and she thought "it just sounded right"
i dont want to work in the civil service anymore!

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Morning porkworld.

Been v. busy.
Still busy & more busy to come.

Also v. hungry. Can smell cooking smells from canteen. Tummy rumbling.

Must w*k now.

Ratcatcher

Very weird, Daz. My name's Ratcatcher and I'm sticking to it.

I had the best porridge ever this morning for brekfast. The hotel I'm in this week makes porridge to order rather than having it standing around for you to help yourself. I'm sure they use pure cream in making it and it came with honey and brown sugar caked on top. Just like pudding and it still counts as healthy eating because it's porridge. Yuuuummm!!

Daz

hi rc <wink>

right im off to gym now, yippee

Ratcatcher

Hi Daz <wink>

Hope you enjoyed the gym. I went back to gym last night after weeks and am feeling it this morning.

Ratcatcher

Pants, you weren't on telly this morning being interviewed about victim support, were you?

Daz

god its tough in the gym....its so competitive!

Crash Hamster

Afternoon all

Spent lunch hour viewing building as potential new surgery- you don't get much for your money nowadays...!

Have got someone coming 'bout the job tonight...looks possible that I may have to lay off one of my Black & Decker crew...
or he may be CARP in which case you can all keep your jobs :-)

Jj

gosh, Dazzle - you must hate that!

;o)


ello Crashie. You can have my dentist if you like - he is strange and I want a new one.

[Deleted User]

Hello

I'm trying with another new pic, Rob thought my last one was too racy!!!


Been quiet in here today

Jj

No Dick.

Jj

ahem

[Deleted User]

I think your right Jj a dickless porker

Daz

ive got one though, look!

<daz pulls his troosers down>
er, its a bit cold isnt it!

[Deleted User]

DAZ!!!



lol

Daz

im currently making my merry way through a fruit loaf (£1.19 from sains). about half way through, but i reckon i can finish it

Jj

What's this?
Cakiality?

Jj

or were your two posts not connected?

Daz

<daz reluctantly gets the dictionnary out again> now stop making words up jj!

i think everyones in that injury thread again :O(

[Deleted User]

nope.

[Deleted User]

BB, too racy?

don't explain while Daz's listening...