It's that time of year again... Eurovision Song Contest

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OPA!!

Johnny Blaze

I'm calling in an air strike right now.

M...eldy

I take it then France are not expected to do well in the footie either?

[Deleted User]

"Baby you need to stand up and shake your body!"

*shakes*

M...eldy

I am glad the flotilla are back from Dunkirk thats all I can say

Booky

Allez!

[Deleted User]

they're just making it up as they go along. boo.

[Deleted User]

it's teh black eye peas

[Deleted User]

bliddy hull, the frogs have had a complete personality transplant

I remember "Un banc, un arbre une something et une rue"

LIVERBIRD

OH MY.........

Booky

I need to finish the washing up... and I need to design a clinical audit. Allez!

[Deleted User]

brick up the channel tunnel!

[Deleted User]

Johnny Blaze wrote (see)

*Mice throw themselves onto the traps*

PMSL

M...eldy

did they forget any words they might have had?

Booky

You know, this isn't actually that bad...

B

Isn't there a time limit?

[Deleted User]

1. Well those lyrics were very difficult

why weren't they wearing berets and strings of onions around their necks?

Gertie

the Haka!!!  are they from New Zealand!!

[Deleted User]

I thought they were going to start doing the Haka...

Johnny Blaze

Pleased to see the European white pants mountain has finally been exhausted.

[Deleted User]

what the fuck was that haka all about?

Booky

The white pants mountain will never be exhausted. Never.

[Deleted User]

oh my god

pmsl !!!

what the hell???

M...eldy

Is her head attached to the feet attached to the pedals?

[Deleted User]

hahahahaha

Johnny Blaze

Ooh euro totty

Prawnie

It's Bob Mortimer!

[Deleted User]

did I see her holding a whip in her hand

Booky

Euro-totty in leather/rubber (can't tell which). That'll get some votes.

[Deleted User]

oh dear....