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Doctor doctor! I think I've got hermes.
Don't you mean herpes, Sir?
No, I'm a carrier.
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Doctor doctor! I've got a cricket ball lodged in my bum.
Oh, how's that?
Don't you start!
stop running then
yeah right!
Doctor doctor , I think I am an orgasm
come come now!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains
Don't be silly, just pull yourself together.
Necks please!
Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.
You need the psychiatrist's office Sir, down the corridor.
Yes I know, but I saw your light was on ...
well you can't say fairer than that then
Doctor, doctor, the song 3 Lions On A Shirt keeps coming from between my legs.
Don't worry, every cunt's singing that now.
Good gracious - are you taking anything for that?
Yep - Pepper
Doctor, Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah.
Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome
Is that rare?
It's not unusual...
Doctor doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck in my bum.
Never mind Sir, here's some cream to put on it.
Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop painting myself gold.
Don't worry Sir, it's just a gilt complex
Doctor doctor, some days I feel like a marquee and other days I feel like a teepee.
Ah, that's stress-related - you're too tense.
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge.
What's come over you?
Two Lorries and a car.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm wayne Bridge
Whats come over you?
Dunnoe but John Terry's been round to see my Mrs!
Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses.
You do - this is a chip shop.
Doctor doctor, I've just swallowed a roll of film
Well let's wait and see what develops
Doctor, Doctor,now that you've diagnosed our son with HIV, what should we feed our son on the first day?
Pizza.
And the on the second day?
Pizza.
Isn't that a bit boring?
Yes, but it's the only thing that will filt under the door.
(With apologies)
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Now you're just talking rubbish.