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Ahh KJ, once bubba arrives you won't give a jot about the mess people are getting themselves into, just concentrate on yourself.
FWIW i'm not in a very helpful mood today, I had a mammouth session at the gym last night and it's taking its toll, i would much rather be in bed or on my sofa than listening to you SNIFFING CONSTANTLY (yes folks the sniffer is back). URGH TGI Friday tomorrow.
how the fuck do you truly help job seekers find jobs??
yes, you'll pay the train fare for my candidate to get to the interview city tomorrow at over £70 but you won't pay for a 20min taxi ride to the company offices from the station?? where the fuck is the sense in that?
the guy is on jobseekers allowance and doesn't have the funds to pay the taxi himself and the company may not (awaiting answer here btw) reimburse him or send someone to pick him up. sure you could argue they are being stingy but they don't have a responsibility here.
I suggest you drop the Plus from the Jobcentre name as I can't see what added service you offer.
bunch of twunts
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Dear Admin...
I'm beginng to think you have some form of Aspergers... You could see I was on the phone, dealing with a complicated and very sensitive matter. I didn't need you standing within an inch of me for something like a full 5 minutes, with some non-urgent piece of filing you had a question about. I mean how long did it take for you to finally GO AWAY. You really have the social skills of a door knob.
Dear Flatmate
Can you please stop knocking on my door every hour of the day to tell me about something that just happened to you? I do not care you found a word in your textbook you don't like, I do not care about the conversation you and "my friend from biology" just had, nor do I care about the article you are writing that's due in 4 weeks!
You complain so often about getting bad marks yet have you stopped to consider for a minute that the lowest mark you have ever gotten is a good 10% above the highest mark I have ever gotten in the past 2 years of University? Then when I mention this you go on and on about how you are an "OCD perfectionist" like it somehow justifies this.
Your elitism about your subject and how anyone who isn't a science student is somehow less of a student because they don't have 9am lectures really pisses me off and I'm sure one day I'm going to rant at you about all this. Your self-indulgence and derogatory attitude has really gotten to me since I met you. No wonder I have self-confidence issues.
...wha? Oh, hi everyone
Hey, ease up, I'm honors now!
Or are you referring to what you've been doing
Dear colleague in the corner. Get a fecking grip you stupid woman. Stop sulking if you're not involved in something, stop asking the same questions 4 or 5 times when your input is needed and stop making things up to justify why you haven't done something.
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opps
Karen Samuels is my sex slave
Dear Boss
Yes, I am in charge of managing the outsourcing agency we're using over the next three months. What you hadn't previously told me is that this also includes managing the data person who works for you (not me), who lives in his own fluffy cloud and really gets me worried with his questions that show how little he understands of what we're trying to do. I wasn't involved in recruiting or training him, he's not in my team and yet you suggest it's my problem that he's useless??? So if he screws up the perfect data that the agency send him on a daily basis, it's my fault? Me escalating my concerns to you, his boss, doesn't count as 'managing the situation'? What am I supposed to do, ffs?
Grrrrrrrrr
And yes, I am still at work writing this, having only arrived at my desk at 08.05.
((((Duck))))) *Ruffles feathers affectionately*
See Duckie, I told you the people in Clubhouse were perfectly normal and didn't bite
Lee, I feel your pain. People like that are one of the main reasons I got out of the oil industry, that sort of behaviour seems to the norm there and it drove me mad.
Hello Duck!
Slowfoot, you've gone mental, and I fear you may have lost your grip on normality. Or at least the tenuous grip has been further loosened. Don't move to Bromley, for all our sakes....
TP, aye, folk like that really give me gyp! I'm as far removed from a schmoozer and bullshitter (about my talents) as you can get, so I can't stand folk that act like that. Actually, I should probably admire them for being so brazen, and be more annoyed with the folk that fall for it, but I can't help but reserve annoyance for the former!
Lee
Thanks for the concern but I have a certificate that says I sane
BS has become a skill for those who are risk advserse and I just hope when people of these type are caught out they bite the bullet and dont take people down with them
Dear family member
When I tell you that I am shit scared about the future because my maintenance payments are going to stop very soon and I cannot get back into the job market, the correct response is not "There's nothing any of us can do to help".
If you cannot work out why your response might have upset me, then I really don't know what to say to you any more.
*silent scream*
LB, you'd be anyone's sex slave given half a chance
I would right now, Lee. Mr LB has been away a week and he's over the pond!
Not coming home for another week!