Dear world when I was younger I watched a documentary called back to the future in which it was shown that in 2015 flying cars are the norm there is just one more day before this becomes a reality so where the chuff is my flying car dam it?
With the building being empty for the last week, was it a surprise that the heating might have been turned off and that it *could* be a little cold today? Maybe turning up in a vest top and short skirt was not the best idea.
Besides, it was only 16°C and it soon warmed up above 20°C so what was the problem really? I kept my coat on for the first hour or two but otherwise didn't find it too uncomfortable.
SC, that is what I think will happen on Monday when I go back to work, or else the heating will have been on the whole time and it will be at least 24 degrees and I will be taking as many layers off as possible.
L'Oreal apparently your skin cream targets 10 signs of ageing. What those 10 signs are i may never know because the rest of the print on the box is too small for my ageing eyes to read.
I also want to say 'I really like you, I want to try and make this work'. That's a whole other story though. I should just say, grow up, get a life, move on. It's only one bloody contact ffs. - That's to myself.
This morning, I got up before you, made us both tea, made our sons breakfast, tidied the kitchen, stacked the dishwasher, put a load of washing on, made my lunch, ate my breakfast, got changed, dressed our son, took him to nursery and left for work, while you drank your tea, ate a bowl of cereal and got dressed.
But, yes, you are the one who is "stressed out" because you've got so much on. You have my eternal sympathy.
You are becoming more like your Mother every day, and frankly, it scares the shit out of me.
If I had actually said that last bit, I'd be divorced by now!
Stop moaning about going back to work. Go in the days between the holidays and you have a couple of short weeks. Go in late, leave early, have lunch and do little work. Why take a holiday and then moan about being off for a fortnight?
nice work youngest daughter, 7 days into 2015 and you've not got up to go training/racing 4 times out of 4 so far. Just tell me you want to quit rather than waste and hour of my mornings trying to prize you out of bed. You asked me to wake you up this morning, so calling me irritating when I do so, and then saying 'go away' when I ask if you're going or not isn't helpful.
WTF was that piece of shite I have just had to edit?
It's not your job to write this stuff, it's ours. Whoever you are, if I catch you trying to sneak garbage like that under the radar and compromising standards because you want it done quickly rather than properly I will kill you with my bare hands
Definitely. I felt like going up to her and saying, "black tights, always black tights. Especially with legs like those! I mean, what were you thinking?"
Roll on 8.30, desperately need to see a doc, suppose I will have to call about 20 bloody times before I can even get a reply. So pissed off with shoddy treatment
So I liaised with you as requested as you are supposed to know about this stuff. Whats the betting you pass it on to someone else who doesn't have a clue about it?
No. No, this is NOT development work. Printing and laminating posters is secretarial work, as we do not have a secretary, everyone has to do their own, including you. I am not your PA.
i have geared myself up all morning to finish and send off this application.... and now i cant access my account and the reset password feature doesn't want to send me a new one......please just let me do this before i change my mind///////
I used my Amazon voucher to book an appointment but made an honest mistake due to ambigous wording on your website. You won't be able to rebook my slot at this late stage so a goodwill guesture would have been nice instead of sticking rigidly to your T&Cs and demanding I pay a further £29 - so much for your promise of mind and body relaxation. Mind you serve me right - I should have been wary of an organisation that uses 'holistic' to describe what is just a basic deep tissue massage.
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Dear world when I was younger I watched a documentary called back to the future in which it was shown that in 2015 flying cars are the norm there is just one more day before this becomes a reality so where the chuff is my flying car dam it?
Can I have another 3 months off this year too, please? But without spending the rest of the year clearing up the mess.
With the building being empty for the last week, was it a surprise that the heating might have been turned off and that it *could* be a little cold today? Maybe turning up in a vest top and short skirt was not the best idea.
Besides, it was only 16°C and it soon warmed up above 20°C so what was the problem really? I kept my coat on for the first hour or two but otherwise didn't find it too uncomfortable.
SC, that is what I think will happen on Monday when I go back to work, or else the heating will have been on the whole time and it will be at least 24 degrees and I will be taking as many layers off as possible.
I dressed warmly, but others clearly have no sense.
Know that feeling only too well Miffi
Miffi, one of the favourite phrases of my Marketing colleague is 'I can put whatever you want on the box, but you might not be able to read it'
Her other favourite phrase is 'I can put another language on (the information leaflet) but it will no longer fit in the box'
'It won't fit in the box' has become a catch phrase in the office for when Management make decisions that won't work
I realise this programme has been made to get a reaction.....it's working .......channel 5+1
My team of *three* is excellent.
Wow, nice clean house at last.
(I only have myself to blame).
I also want to say 'I really like you, I want to try and make this work'.
That's a whole other story though. I should just say, grow up, get a life, move on. It's only one bloody contact ffs. - That's to myself.
Top ranting over the Christmas period chaps and chapesses. Good work!
I love my husband and children dearly, but it is sooo good to get back to work. Hot cups of tea, a tidy desk, and no whining. Bliss!
This morning, I got up before you, made us both tea, made our sons breakfast, tidied the kitchen, stacked the dishwasher, put a load of washing on, made my lunch, ate my breakfast, got changed, dressed our son, took him to nursery and left for work, while you drank your tea, ate a bowl of cereal and got dressed.
But, yes, you are the one who is "stressed out" because you've got so much on. You have my eternal sympathy.
You are becoming more like your Mother every day, and frankly, it scares the shit out of me.
If I had actually said that last bit, I'd be divorced by now!
No, I don't want to pay £20 to do a 5K colour run. If it's such a worthy fucking cause, you bloody do it, you lard arse!
Stop moaning about going back to work. Go in the days between the holidays and you have a couple of short weeks. Go in late, leave early, have lunch and do little work. Why take a holiday and then moan about being off for a fortnight?
As much as i appreciate the kind offer, you can shove that Extended Warranty right up your arse.
nice work youngest daughter, 7 days into 2015 and you've not got up to go training/racing 4 times out of 4 so far. Just tell me you want to quit rather than waste and hour of my mornings trying to prize you out of bed.
You asked me to wake you up this morning, so calling me irritating when I do so, and then saying 'go away' when I ask if you're going or not isn't helpful.
Bright pink tights on fat calves = yuk!
some of the blokes in London look like that too....
WTF was that piece of shite I have just had to edit?
It's not your job to write this stuff, it's ours. Whoever you are, if I catch you trying to sneak garbage like that under the radar and compromising standards because you want it done quickly rather than properly I will kill you with my bare hands
It was more like porcine...
Trotter tights?
Definitely. I felt like going up to her and saying, "black tights, always black tights. Especially with legs like those! I mean, what were you thinking?"
Roll on 8.30, desperately need to see a doc, suppose I will have to call about 20 bloody times before I can even get a reply. So pissed off with shoddy treatment
So I liaised with you as requested as you are supposed to know about this stuff. Whats the betting you pass it on to someone else who doesn't have a clue about it?
*awaits outcome with interest*
No. No, this is NOT development work. Printing and laminating posters is secretarial work, as we do not have a secretary, everyone has to do their own, including you. I am not your PA.
i have geared myself up all morning to finish and send off this application.... and now i cant access my account and the reset password feature doesn't want to send me a new one......please just let me do this before i change my mind///////
I used my Amazon voucher to book an appointment but made an honest mistake due to ambigous wording on your website. You won't be able to rebook my slot at this late stage so a goodwill guesture would have been nice instead of sticking rigidly to your T&Cs and demanding I pay a further £29 - so much for your promise of mind and body relaxation. Mind you serve me right - I should have been wary of an organisation that uses 'holistic' to describe what is just a basic deep tissue massage.