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picture is comedy tans.
You mean Vic'phwoar'ia Pendleton of course?
http://victoriapendleton.co.uk/
Then there's that (above) photo shoot for the Sunday Telegraph (think it was the 'Tele') _Armstrong did one the same
Then, there's this calendar, comprising of European riders (like Hanka Kupfernagel)
http://www.cyclepassion.com/index.php?cat=c1_CALENDAR.html&XTCsid=96890cba6837ba12fed7f83e3a49fec1
http://www.hanka-kupfernagel.de/
See what I mean? Makes my point entirely. The comedy tan detracts quite badly from the overall view. Probably 9/10 for technical merit, 3/10 for artistic impression...
Shorts/jersey lines
if you watched any of the Tour, & saw the interviews, the faces are equally tanned, with 'white patches' around the eyes from sunglasses (& even helmet straps)
The 'geeks' amongst us can probably even tell who sponsors them for sunglasses, going by the shape of the patch
It's a calendar (female professional cyclists)
Mine's not too bad, but not as good as in previous years. Unfortunately
I even bought running shorts that were a similar length (still wear the shorter ones for races though
I LOLed at that!
Gay repartee indeed - some of them do look a bit on the, you know, other side.
As for the comedy tan - I'm cultivating a fine one myself this year, but since my cycling shorts are longer than my running shorts it kind of fades to my blue-white bum as opposed to a perfectly marked line. I like to think that when the lights are off, the comedy tan loses importance.
So ladies, I vote we shag them with the lights off. It saves the bag over the head too.
Frandy Schleck = String of spaghetti.
Honestly Mouse - there must be more attractive in the Tour than that?
I may become a lesbian.
Then again, maybe not...
Actually, when I went to see them live in the Vuelta de España they all looked a lot scrummier than they do on the telly. Maybe it's my screen that makes them look like hobbits.
Anyway, Garmin team for you then Maddy. They have to keep the woodpecker helmets on though - that's part of the kinky deal.
Really - the poncy helmets
I suppose I had better go and google who is actually in teh Garmin team them - wasn't one of the broader ones in that squad
she didn't sound thick when she was interviewed on ITV4 on sunday, all her answers to the questions were articulate and considered.
all that, plus a cracking set of chest bollocks!
I've always liked "Big Mig"
Maybe it's the eyebrows?!?
They're all ridiculously skinny though!!!
...until they retire for a bit then take up marathon training...
And he did pretty well for his first few attempts!!
Mindst you, when he made the comeback for RadioShack, he lost the vast majority of the upper-body muscle, as it's 'dead-weight' to haul up the mountains
Most people do forget, or perhaps don't even know, that Armstrong was a runner first, then started swimming, & was a nationnally ranked junior Triathlete before getting anywhere near a professional contract on the bike
I think it's outrageous and sexist that you're posting pictures of half naked male pro cyclists....
Hmmm, we're not doing too well on the offers....
Maddy has valiently volunteered to take on Team Garmin and Seren very kindly offered to do each of the four jersey winners, one a day, for four days. But that's as far as the offers go.
Looking at the topless pictures I can see why - they're not very big on pecs are they (Lance aside). I suppose the upside of me shagging a pro cyclist is that he's guaranteed to have smaller tits than me...
Oh, and Booey offered to take 'bukake Cav' off our hands.
So, any takers for Sánchez, Evans or the really skinny one?