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Staying for lunch? You had to dash and catch a train last year.
Fair point
I am the Thread Slayer
I am the only small piece of cotton you need to know about and I don't care about your demonic thrash metal protestations.
Shoes Baffled...
...trying to work out Pi
"am I on track?"
Technically no, that's pavement.
"Counting for people with plenty of time to count"
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"Winter gear recommendations"
Try mixing your heroin with mulled wine.
When it's ready.
Now step aside Dick Turpin
Nice Little Runs in Sutton Park
No longer do I have explosive diarrhoea, I just deposit gently behind a tree and go on my way
PSOF it's Christmas
Fuh Kew, it's nearly Guy Fawkes Night
Barley a Shoe (sic) In For Kona
Someone buy him the other one!
Outlaw marshalls
Why, what have they done wrong?
Great idea, BDB, it's given me a good laugh
Pirate Caps and Buffs
Are they considering closing the membership unless you've got a washboard?
Crap at relationships ...Piss on friendships...
"The Bloody Brilliant Thread"
Aren't internet threads brilliant? What they are right are like conversation you could have in real life, expcet you don't have to go out and catch a bus of anything like that. Brilliant!
Not on this forum but one that I see a lot elsewhere is:
'Am I the only one who thinks that...' or 'Is it just me...' or 'Am I strange...'
To all of them I want to reply, either 'Yes' or 'No, but you are the only one sad enough to voice it'
Say six toed Norfolk runners
blink and you'll miss it
I like your optimism but I think it's too late for poor old George
..didn't they have one of those last year?
I know, I need to get a life
Christmas, New Year and my birthday
"Resistance problems for a new runner"
I know, they really get in the way, what with blowing up train lines, wearing berets and generally disrupting the occupation.
Yeah, poor Adolf never got to run that 10k...
Periodically a thread appears along the lines of 'Has anyone ever been to Mongolia/Russia/Scunthorpe?'; I am always tempted to post 'no, noone, not a single person, never'...
'Pumpkin half marathon'
Aren't they better at squash?
"Knee pain - ring any bells?"
Probably best not to until it's better.