The Holly & the Mistletoes Christmas Frolic

[Deleted User]

I'd like to know what being a beer wench involves as i seem to be nominated by dr nic to be one.

Email me!!

Jj

Wenching involves having large pompoms, I believe, and singing 'It's a fiiiiiiiiine life!'

[Deleted User]

personally BB, I'd tell Snoops to s*d off an be his own beer wench!!

[Deleted User]

My ponmpoms are more than adequate but i refuse to sing

Jj

Not even 'as long as eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeds meeeeeeeeeeeeeee' ? While slopping our brimming tankards together?

Snoop Dogg

ok then B and Jj well done galz! - beer wench training schedule will be e-mailed to you tomorrow (with duties explained)

with approval from all forest frolix male attendees (with the exception of TD who doesn't want servicing and isn't sure anyway whether he's coming)

[Deleted User]

Oeer snoop!!!

[Deleted User]

Those going so far

Ratbag
Barkles
Spans
BK
EP
Dr Nic
Fraggle
Gavo
Yllana
Pizzaman
MM
Pootle
Shambler
Running Duck
Murf
Foxy
Bad Bad Snoopy Dogg
Attillathehun

Pub Only

Blonde Bird
Pink

Possibles

Plodding Hippo (work permitting)
Plodding Gorilla
JulieJoo
Alan D
Two Dogs
Hetfinch
Caz
MarkM
Tiger

Snoop Dogg

BB and Jj - u have mail..

[Deleted User]

So do you snoop dog

Snoop Dogg

hey BB, you're hired!!

Jj

Yer. Wot she said.

Jj

memo to self: refresh screen before replying...

[Deleted User]

JJ I'll copy you my reply

Snoop Dogg

ok Jj, you're hired as well (p.s. I'm not a DS'er, and I WILL visit Porkworld from now on!!!)

btw, that's two out of three now ladz - one more volunteer plse galz...

Barkles

IN BK's absence it is my job to boing this up every few days..

Jj

You're just so responsible and ... Deerly.

[Deleted User]

Snoop...
(you 'were' a DS'er... Once in the DS, always in the DS my 'friend!!!).. Hotel california remember...!!

Dr Nic Twinks

*wibble*

[Deleted User]

got ya' now... my sweet..!!!

[Deleted User]

Careful Dr Nic - not too much wibbling if you've not been well..... ;o)

Barkles

All those who think Snoop should be Bunny girl for the ladies....!!?????

[Deleted User]

Ewwww!

Gavo

Right, I'm going Crimbo shopping if Snoop dresses up like a bunny girl

[Deleted User]

No offence meant - but there are some things boys just shouldn't wear and bunny ears is one of them.....

Gavo

....but you said you like stroking them last time.

Barkles

Dont understand Shambler, Snoop as a bunny appeals to some of us, eh Gavo?

Gavo

Eh? No. I was wearing the bunny outfit for Shambler's pleasure.

Jj

More woodland creatures. It's going to be like a scene from Bambi Goes to Pot.

Barkles

I'll bring me antlers.