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Are you sure you're still taking about cakes and biscuits Bookie
jaffa cakes are cakes as defined by baking. the company went to great lengths to argue it in court even for tax/pricing reasons.
cake = goes hard when stale
biscuit = goes soft when stale.
I would be a homemade fork biscuit. Deceptively simple, but actually very nice. And a bit misshapen, as all the best homemade biscuits are.
i did actually used to be a biscuit funnily enough.... i was only a Malted Milk, but they were good times......