If you were a biscuit...



  • BookyBooky ✭✭✭
    A cake is a cake if it goes hard as it gets stale. A biscuit is a biscuit if it goes soft as it goes stale. Stephen Fry says so, so it must be true image
  • Are you sure you're still taking about cakes and biscuits Bookieimage

  • BookyBooky ✭✭✭
    Erm... Yes... image
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  • jaffa cakes are cakes as defined by baking. the company went to great lengths to argue it in court even for tax/pricing reasons.

    cake = goes hard when stale

    biscuit = goes soft when stale. 

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    i think im one of these..nice and soft ,pink and fluffy under the exteriorimage


  • I would be a homemade fork biscuit.  Deceptively simple, but actually very nice.  And a bit misshapen, as all the best homemade biscuits are.

  • Garibaldi because I fancy Italian women and am a bit right wing.
  • Tom.Tom. ✭✭✭
    Why would anyone want to be a biscuit?


    Oh, alright......a chocolate bourbon.
  • i did actually used to be a biscuit funnily enough.... i was only a Malted Milk, but they were good times......


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