London (Alternative) Christmas Beer

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Wilkie wrote (see)

The only culture you're likely to find around Charing Cross would grow in a petrie dish!

 

If it can be deep-fried, Pugsley will still be interested!!

M...eldy

TheEngineer

If it's evolved a pulse, it's more to Gladys' interest.

Iron Pugsley

I was worried that London was all Sushi and artisanal beers in London these days. Thank feck you're still deep frying.

Mrs Funkin

We're posh round these parts, Pugsley. Cyder and a burger you know...speaking of which, young 'un, is there decent cyder? Not that I can get drunk as I have Very Important Business that week....but I reckon a few pints could be ok - might make the Very Important day go by faster...!

Mrs Funkin

(and yes, I checked on the website but no mention can be seen...I thought you might know from personal drinking experience)

M...eldy

I am sure we can smuggle you in a bottle of Crabbies 

TheEngineer

I shall find out. Failing that there's apple juice and vodka?!

Jaffa_

Mrs F,   my local H&W pub has Stowford Press on draught

SuperCaz

A MONDAY!  What good is that to me????

Mrs Funkin

Oooh, Stowford, my second favourite cyder Thanks J.

TheEngineer

Sorry to hear a Monday is difficult for you, Caz. The date was picked after listing what days worked for over a dozen people (and a spreadsheet that appeared to divide opinion). This was the only date that everyone was free. Hopefully see you at the January one or Meldy's centenary bash?!

M...eldy

DANIEL !

Mrs Funkin

I thought it was very festive, what with it being red and green and all...

M...eldy

Mrs Funkin wrote (see)

I thought it was very festive, what with it being red and green and all...

are we back on trunks again ??

TheEngineer

Yeah I did. It had colours and everythink.



Sometimes when I make spreadsheets for my holidays, I put the easyJet bit in an orange box with white letters. According to their corporate style guide the font is (somewhat ironically I find) called Cooper Black.

SuperCaz

Why waste a resource ike paper when the computer is already on and burning energy?  I'd have gone for the spreadsheet too

TheEngineer

It's kinda like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you're not.

KateF

What's the first favourite cider Mrs F, I'm torn between Stowford and Aspalls, but Aspalls feels wrong as it's not West Country.

IrOn Little Sister

So what beers do they serve?? I'm wondering If I could wangle a flex day for the tuesday! But I need to know that it would be worth the trip!!

Mrs Funkin

Melds, you *know* you want funkin to sport the Funky Trunks at the social. Even if you don't, he'll probably do it anyway...

M...eldy

Oh dear oh lord !!!!

Lil Sis I think a flexi day is in order regardless !

Mrs Funkin

Aspalls is First Fave, Kate. I discovered it when we were on the Broads a few years back and had to be moored up by 4pm each night as it was October...not much else to do besides drink Aspalls and eat scampi 'n' chips   funkin did arrange once for the Westons lorry to deliver me 48 bottles of Stowford though...! *hic*

fat buddha

Kate - I've ignored a lot of your ramblings on here for too long but I think it's about time you sucked up and fucked off.  You are no longer welcome.  You can bang on about how life is tough for you, I have no money, pirates are boring etc etc but frankly you've alienated yourself from all acceptable means of friendship, so do please do everyone a favour - go drink your Stella elsewhere.  

you don't know half of the people who post here as you no longer are welcome at events as you are so up your own arse with your miserableness.

so - from an old fat fucker who's been around these parts longer than you, please shut the fuck up and go away from the forum.

I have no personal issue with you as a person but your online persona here is not good for you or anyone else.  feel free to PM me if you want.