You can tell you are a runner when...

Nessie

When you can work out x minute miles from a race time without using a calculator.

WildWill

Your holiday is scheduled round a race

samoff

... and if your other half suggests somewhere for a city break you quietly look up the date of its marathon/half marathon .

Millsy

And whether there is a parkrun nearby and if there is a choice you scrutinise previous results to see which one will be best for a PB .

Weekender

you run out of one-pot dinner recipes that you have to cook the night before so that you can put them on to reheat for an hour and a half to be able to fit your run in whilst not simultaneously starving your wife and children.

 

Kattefjaes

samoff/Milly,

I will admit that I enjoyed doing a parkrun in Copenhagen, as it's VERY FLAT INDEED there, and was looking forward to that exact thing (and did get a pb)..

Zouse

You count your toenails every week.