Dogg House

[Deleted User]

Flick is it really worth it to be just 'one of his bitches' when instead you could be the love of Jon's life, and have a feast of friends on the darkside?

[Deleted User]

But The dogg treats me real good..... Jon can only give me part-time love (as he really longs for you Badger - I can tell and it breaks my heart....)

[Deleted User]

What is a fox to do??

[Deleted User]

COME HOME

[holds out arms very very wide]

[Deleted User]

can I compose myself?

Don Minquez

Come hither!

[Deleted User]

Our beloved siren

Don Minquez

Whit whew!

[Deleted User]

Felciity, if you don't come home soon, then home will be lost forever, to all of us..Barkles and I have already packed!!

[Deleted User]

Can I just put my makeup on first?

Dragon Breath

(Stern lecture mode switched on)

Felicity Foxwell you are being a very naughty girl, now go home at once before I smack your tail.

Dragon Breath

(Stern lecture mode switched off)

Felicity darling, I've just made you some fresh chamomile tea and I've got those Jaffas that you like so much. Just come back to the dark side and you can have all that you desire.

[Deleted User]

oooh - not those Jaffas.................. yum yum

[Deleted User]

So does this mean....

Dragon Breath

(Crawling mode switched on)

You have no need for make up. You are perfection personified now please come home. It just isn't the same without you.

Barkles

HIya FF, mate, how's it hanging?

We miss ya, FF. What's happened to make you leave the bosom of our love?

[Deleted User]

I was outcast Barkles but think I might come and taste those lovely Jaffas..... can I have the one on the middle with the extra chocolate SS.....

Dragon Breath

You can have them all my dear. Don't worry, I have an infinite supply in my corner of the dark side.

Barkles

Well I Incast you then.. you are important to me.. as you very well know.
Come home, Foxy!!!

please?

XX

[Deleted User]

PLEASE???

[Deleted User]

pwetty pweese?

Barkles

Our world is the poorer for your absence, FF. Come back to us... we're lovely really.

I'm sorry you were cast out, bit it's rescinded.


PPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!

Barkles

Cub. Morning little one!!!

Don Minquez

After some careful consideration, I have decided that you are the one for me! LDNSPFB (Long Distance Not So Pregnant Badger) is a bit of a slapper... My heart belongs to you!

[Deleted User]

That's my mummy wot you is talking abowt. never mind. The job is doned.

[weaches up tiny paws to lock up the dog kennel for evah]