FUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!

Dragon Breath

Oooh get you!

Don Minquez

No... I take it all back

Dragon Breath

So I've heard.

Barkles

Sunday afternoon, mate, in pub till two - three and an hours drive to the station- train around 4.40ish???

Don Minquez

Stop it you dirty little... Thing

Ratbag

Sounds like a botlle job to me Jon...

Ratbag

bottle I meant......

Still you get the meaning.....

Don Minquez

Coolio B! What time to get there? Is it really an hour from stn?

Don Minquez

Yeah! Know what you mean RB... Good idea

Dragon Breath

Yes Jon. It's an hour from the station because of all the travelling over unmade tracks via horse and cart.

Ratbag

can't dragons fly??

You could pick him up easily...

Barkles

Jon, get there when you like -2-3ish??

Dragon Breath

Most men can pick him up easily.

Don Minquez

Thanks DB... Clarification useful

Don Minquez

Ok sir... I'll get onto it this weekend!

Ratbag

Jon,

Are you bringing the wooden banana???

or will you just be pleased to see Barkles??

Don Minquez

Yes... I think you all need to see it for your own eyes!!!

[Deleted User]

ROFL!!!!

Ratbag

Just make sure it's strategically placed..


...I think Barkles is aiming to take you to a gay bar...

Dragon Breath

...he'll have to go back to England for that sort of thing!

Don Minquez

Actually... (Jon checks Diary) I'm having my colon irrigated that weekend.

Don Minquez

NOT IRRITATED!

[Deleted User]

Well i know a couple in Cardiff
Come to think of it, the Cardiff marathon coincided with a gay Mardi Gras in the city
Strange

Dragon Breath

Have you checked the small print?

Don Minquez

Nope... Why? Do you reckon they'll use a Dyson or something?

Dragon Breath

Sorry I don't know, not my field of expertise you understand.

Have you managed to stop thinking about beer yet?

[Deleted User]

Is this some strange purging thing Jon, cleaning yourself out with a dyson. A true alcoholic if it is, purge, then BINGE again. What's this about you going to stay with a headmaster in Wales. It'll all end up on Tricia...

Dragon Breath

He's booked into Barkles Corrective School for Naughty Boys.

Don Minquez

I'm going to stay with mr. B in Wales!

Is that ok?

[Deleted User]

Just make sure you ring me when you get there. And don't drink too much Cider. You know how you get