Totty request - London Social 13 Dec.

Hewey

Maybe I'll have to change my plans?

Snoop Dogg

Hewey, mate - and just what could be more important to you tomorrow night than two forum go-go gels getting them out for the lads?

Hewey

That's what I'm starting to wonder!!!

[Deleted User]

I don't know about go-go gels, but I can bring some SIS ones along!!

Don Minquez

HA HA HA BLOODY HA!

Barkles

Look folks, this isn't fair on those who cant make it! Spans and Caz, this is torture!!!

Will expect full report on Sunday. With digital photos.. so we need to elect a photographer..

Don Minquez

I shall of course document the entire evening into the back of my mind (as you do when you get leathered) to be recalled at a lter date

Barkles

Thats no blo*dy use Jon!

Don Minquez

Well... Thats the best I can do!

Ratbag

Hang on tho'...aren't Caz and Spans coing Sunday??? They could do a rerun for us and we also have SusieBee, Foxy, Badge and God knows how many other forum babes. I reckon we might get a much better show than the guys tomorrow.....

Don Minquez

I'll experience them both so... NER!

Ratbag

Yeah but you won't remember tomorrow!!!

Don Minquez

I'll hopefully have a red hand mark on my arse from Caz though... ner!

Barkles

how will you know its from Caz

NER

Barkles

Could be from Sgt Henderson from CID!

Ratbag

Only if he's very lucky!!!

Don Minquez

Watch it!

Why am I always the one being bullied? I'm sick of it! Leave me alone!

Barkles

I can probably find his number somewhere...

Barkles

Cos you are the one winding us' poor missing -out type people' up.

Alright we'll pick on someone else.

Ratbag

Why??? Jon's a perfectly good target...and there's so much material!!!!

Barkles

ok, fair point.

Don Minquez

I shall not be talking to you on Sunday RB

Ratbag

Course you will...you know it's all in fun and you'll want me to buy you a drink as you're too young to get served!!!

Don Minquez

Do they give cheaper beer to pensioners then? (and I'm still upset though)

Ratbag

I don't know about that. I'll let you know when I get old enough....

I suppose you'll be on shandy....

Barkles

Theres a rude reply, but I shant make it for fear of upseting the youngster

[Deleted User]

OK just trawled through. Who needs a camera when I have a digital video, and an editing suite at home, well we wouldn't want to miss a spilt nano second would we?

Barkles

Thats the spirit Ashely, whack it on the website!

[Deleted User]

whack what?!?!?!

Don Minquez

sorry RB... Its just that you look like a pensioner, so I just assumed... Ner!

Barkles.. I hope you weren't talking about "knocking one out"